Serious topic - ask the expert: Marxism

[TomViolenz]

Funken, on the other hand, has single-handedly done more to tarnish Marxism's good (*cough splutter*) name than Stalin.

I also intend to kill several million innocent people next week, for good measure.

By annoying them to death over the internet?! Seems like you already started quite a while ago!

Please ban Funken!!!! Won't someone think of the children....Pleaseeeeee!

[TomViolenz]

Agreed that funken can be a bloody wanker. Funny how Finn's Trotsky comment has ruined his week!

Hey troll, who the fuck are you? Ask a question, stop trolling, or do one.

I don't know him either, but he seems to know you pretty well

[TomViolenz]

You should probably look up the posts by the people you are accused of being, just to see what you are up against

Is she your gilfriend?
You lucky dawg, you don't deserve her...
(No, I mean that, you don't!)

[TomViolenz]

-Well, what if the shoe fits?
-Were you not all about speaking the hard truth?
-Are you only for speaking the hard truth when you get to tell others YOUR hard truth?

I have no idea what you are on about. Ask a question.

There! Better?
Now answer them you "expert"!

[stringtapper]

I don't think I know everything. However I do know I know most things. Or, to quote Donald Rumsfeld:

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

Don't forget Slavoj Žižek's fourth category: the unknown knowns. Methinks you probably harbor more than a few of those…

Would you really say the kinds of things you write to a person if they were standing in front of you in a pub?

I don't think you would.

If you were standing in front of me in a bar here in Texas I guarantee you wouldn't.

Why are you so sure you would guarantee it? Would you point a gun at me?

It's illegal to carry firearms into places that sell alcohol in this state, so while I am armed in most other circumstances, this particular hypothetical circumstance wouldn't be one of them.

No, just being a 6'2" 240lbs. person who actually moves on a regular basis is probably enough to keep you from talking shit.

[stringtapper]

I'm a Manc. I would whip your sorry butt sorer than a masochist's ass on Flagellation Day.

Your anal fixations aside, I'm fairly certain physical activity is a prerequisite for "whipping butt."

I on the other hand will not die with my face buried in a keyboard typing an endless stream of skdjfhgqowieuf into an eternally un-submitted post on the Ableton forum.

So, yes, you would be afraid of me if we ever met.

But we won't, because you'll be most likely be dead before I ever make my way to Manchester or you to Texas.

[stringtapper]

Erm...you're the one who's so afraid you carry a gun all the time.

How do you know why I carry a gun?

Let me go ahead and answer that for you:

You don't.

[TomViolenz]

I'm a Manc. I would whip your sorry butt sorer than a masochist's ass on Flagellation Day.

Your anal fixations aside, I'm fairly certain physical activity is a prerequisite for "whipping butt."

I on the other hand will not die with my face buried in a keyboard typing an endless stream of skdjfhgqowieuf into an eternally un-submitted post on the Ableton forum.

So, yes, you would be afraid of me if we ever met.

But we won't, because you'll be most likely be dead before I ever make my way to Manchester or you to Texas.

Stringtapper, do you remember that story your mom probably told you about wrestling pigs in the mudd? It applies here!

[stringtapper]

It's illegal to carry firearms into places that sell alcohol in this state, so while I am armed in most other circumstances, this particular hypothetical circumstance wouldn't be one of them.

2 mins later...

How do you know why I carry a gun?

Let me go ahead and answer that for you:

You don't.

Uh, yeah… the first quote says nothing about why I carry firearms, which is what the second quote is about.

[TomViolenz]

Your anal fixations aside, I'm fairly certain physical activity is a prerequisite for "whipping butt."

I on the other hand will not die with my face buried in a keyboard typing an endless stream of skdjfhgqowieuf into an eternally un-submitted post on the Ableton forum.

So, yes, you would be afraid of me if we ever met.

But we won't, because you'll be most likely be dead before I ever make my way to Manchester or you to Texas.

Stringtapper, do you remember that story your mom probably told you about wrestling pigs in the mudd? It applies here!

Pigs are clean intelligent animals. Please do not compare them to Strapper.

You were the pig obviously, but you are right they don't deserve the shame to be compared to you...

[H20nly]

when i become a master marxism will i be able to apply the skill to darts and bows & arrows or is marxism (in this context) just about shooting with guns?

[stringtapper]

Uh, yeah… the first quote says nothing about why I carry firearms, which is what the second quote is about.

So, you carry firearms, but not a gun, and I have to guess what it is and why you carry it?

I'm not going to teach someone to read on a public forum. Figure out where you went wrong on your own.

[TomViolenz]

You were the pig obviously, but you are right they don't deserve the shame to be compared to you...

Reports Violent to mods for calling me a pig.

Oh I didn't! I said that it would be shameful for a pig to be compared to you.
Totally different thing.
I'm sure the mods will understand this too, considering that they had to put up with you for so long already and know you quite well..

[stringtapper]

Back on topic:

Funken, you say that socialism has never existed. How does it feel to know you will not live to see it exist?

[stringtapper]

Back on topic:

Funken, you say that socialism has never existed. How does it feel to know you will not live to see it exist?

What sort of a question is that?

The kind with a question mark at the end of it…?

The kind you're apparently not going to answer…?

Your adherence to the premise of your own topic is… questionable.