Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip Tweets

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:56 pm

My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:57 pm

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Feb 6
#1: Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy that gave him a fish.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:31 pm

re:dream · Post by **re:dream** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:41 pm

"#1: The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people."

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:54 pm

https://twitter.com/GSElevator

It was learned that the dude didn't actually work for Goldman but who cares...still funny shit.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:54 pm

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Jan 4
#1: Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:09 pm

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:06 pm

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Mar 15
#1: Is it douchey to hire midgets for my St. Paddy's Day party?
#2: I have a washed up jockey hold a lantern at my parties.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:23 pm

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator
#1: I never give money to homeless people. I can't reward failure in good conscience.

Samuel L. Jizzle · Post by **Samuel L. Jizzle** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:14 pm

This.

Subsidize poverty and you get more poverty.

I'm a good person, and would not wish poverty upon anyone, so I never give.

It just works.

malutki · Post by **malutki** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:20 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

...you don't have to be poor anymore...
http://youtu.be/HwDBRHzLJJo

TomViolenz · Post by **TomViolenz** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:15 pm

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:58 pm

^ you see what you did there? That's why no one likes you.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:59 am

TomViolenz wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

What a sad world we live in, where that is a thing, and it's supposed to be funny...

The title of the thread is 'Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip'.

They're comments made by douchebags... If you want kind, loving, and ponderous quotations you'll have to find the Hare Krishna Elevator Quotes thread.

TomViolenz · Post by **TomViolenz** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:42 am

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