Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:25 am

yur2die4 wrote:When you're using the cracked version, you know damn well it came with a virus.

But that's what happens when you develop the soft-ware with only two beta testees..... ....
that is just too awesome - hats off

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by yur2die4 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:28 am

Between pitch correction, timbre and formant controls for vocal augmentation, it will also reveal a new parameter called scrotum.

Ballbag will have the latest tools for scrotum analysis. You can do xy scrotal cross modulation and make your cat meowing grunt like a hippo. With the expander you can force it to stick to sideband frequencies, just be careful not to add too much warmth for fear of scrotal artifacts in your final bounce.

My favorite preset is Castrati.

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:34 am

pitch erection

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:38 am

with Ballbag you need a load of RAM

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by H20nly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 am

sidechaining minimizes Ballbag, while running the master channel hot maximizes it.

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by Valiumdupeuple » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:06 am

My english is not good enough to play with you guys, but at least I understand and having a lot of fun.
:lol:

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by eyeknow » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:24 am

yur2die4 wrote:When you're using the cracked version, you know damn well it came with a virus.

But that's what happens when you develop the soft-ware with only two beta testees..... ....
:lol: :lol:

Omg, bitwig is the bestest EVA for the laughs!

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by CR78 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:27 am

Ballbag's 'Bounce in Place' is not recommended for the squeamish......

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by H20nly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:29 am

...not even if you compress with a soft knee.



Ballbag's reverb moves a person's thing... again.

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by kb420 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:00 am

The other thread should be renamed, "The Great Ballbag Masturbation".
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger..........."
-Friedrich Nietzsche-

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:13 am

The Ballbag Academy

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by Donnie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:01 pm

Coming soon: Bannanahammock. Achieve Ballbag mastery with this groundbreaking control surface.

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by jbw » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:07 pm

The great thing about Ballbag is that it includes different skins for customization: Smooth, Hairy, and my favorite, Sweaty!

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:15 pm

Ballbag has a great look and feel

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Re: Bitwig should have been called Ballbag

Post by tone61 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:19 pm

I ordered my new DAW to complement Live9.
Next week I'll see what's the product name in the box cover.

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