Average cost of dying an average death

[witbig]

The family spends approximately $11,000 for a single funeral (usa).

casket – $2,300
funeral director’s basic services fee – $1,500
embalming and body preparation – $600
funeral ceremony and viewing – $1,000
miscellaneous (hearse, death certificates, obituary, etc.) – $600
grave space – $1,000
cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000
Headstone – $2,000
Grave Marker – $1,000

[eyeknow]

It's good to see you back for the 8th time, caprezzz.

[eyeknow]

Everybody check their soundcloud account

[TomViolenz]

Yeah dying is pretty expensive nowadays, I don't think I can afford it

[witbig]

I think I want to go with this custom coffin......

[TomViolenz]

nothing says classy like a Budweiser coffin

[witbig]

even better, nothing says classy like Budweiser inside the coffin!...

[witbig]

It's good to see you back for the 8th time, caprezzz.

Enlighten me.

[oblique strategies]

cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000

That is one expensive hole.

[TomViolenz]

cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000

That is one expensive hole.

One could say they take it from the living...

[witbig]

If you wanna go all out...

[eyeknow]

I wanna be buried wit my chronic. You know, to keep me sane not havin' nothin' to do.

[yur2die4]

Yeah well I'm not average.

So happy (en)trails to me!

[derzai]

don't forget the variable costs. otherwise one would benefit from staying longer in the grave.

[TomViolenz]

don't forget the variable costs. otherwise one would benefit from staying longer in the grave.

Capitalism taken to its logical extreme!