This girl broke my heart!

[eyeknow]

But it's gonna look like ass!

[john gordon]

I agree.thanks to these suiciders!

[H20nly]

selfish bastards

[eyeknow]

[john gordon]

Such a hipster thing to do.

[regretfullySaid]

The proper way to do it is make it look like a planking accident.

[john gordon]

Why don't people ever use the Bay bridge? Because it faces Oakland maybe? Suicidal racists!

[eyeknow]

omg!

[JoshG567]

Or maybe because there's not a sidewalk across the Bay bridge from the SF side?

Jumping off a bridge and killing yourself is one thing, but leaving your car behind on the side of the road to block traffic? I'm glad you're dead.

[H20nly]

nope. bridge was remodeled all the way to treasure island. there's even a bike lane now...

raciss!

[TomViolenz]

Ha, ha suicide is funny
Those wimpy hippies, who can't suffer live no more...lol.

It's almost like, ah you know, Robbin Williams funny

[john gordon]

Suicide Blonde

[Theo Void]

FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY!!!!

No really though. I'm sorry for your loss.
I just ended a five year relationship and I couldn't be happier. Creativity is thru the roof. She was sucking the life out of me (among other things)

I'm over relationships for awhile.
It's all music now.

Get it

Ps. Some of my best work has been inspired by pain, misery and sadness. Shit, entire careers have been created from heartbreak. Get on that.

#sadstep

[john gordon]

I'm over her. She had a real funky smell going on down below. Totally killed it for me.. Ehhhh.

[TomViolenz]

Please go back to trolling us!

Imagining that you may be for real is just too damn depressing