Hitler had it right!

[TomViolenz]

Have you ever taken notice to the royal multivariant clusterfucking of the names Shultz and Schmidt our brilliant nimrods working at Ellis Island threw down on the poor sods inbound from Bruzdenbleeden back in the day. Have a gander through the white pages as time permits.....the possibilities are/were cavernous.

Schulz

[stringtapper]

Have you ever taken notice to the royal multivariant clusterfucking of the names Shultz and Schmidt our brilliant nimrods working at Ellis Island threw down on the poor sods inbound from Bruzdenbleeden back in the day. Have a gander through the white pages as time permits.....the possibilities are/were cavernous.

Schulz

Schütz

[TomViolenz]

Have you ever taken notice to the royal multivariant clusterfucking of the names Shultz and Schmidt our brilliant nimrods working at Ellis Island threw down on the poor sods inbound from Bruzdenbleeden back in the day. Have a gander through the white pages as time permits.....the possibilities are/were cavernous.

Schulz

Schütz

different names

A Schulz used to be somthing like a tax collector, while Schütz was closer to a sheriff in rural environments.

[Styles Bitchly]

Schütz [/quote]

different names

A Schulz used to be somthing like a tax collector, while Schütz was closer to a sheriff in rural environments.[/quote][/quote]


I thought it referred to that fat sergeant dude on "Hogan's Heroes".

[Styles Bitchly]

Tom Sholz - Boston


There's another farted up variation.
Immigration agents were having some fun that day....must've been a Friday.

[TomViolenz]

Tom Sholz - Boston


There's another farted up variation.
Immigration agents were having some fun that day....must've been a Friday.

Scholz (<- In German the Sch sounds pretty much like your sh)
And yes, that is a variation on Schulz, but one that is of German origin

[Styles Bitchly]

Tom Sholz - Boston


There's another farted up variation.
Immigration agents were having some fun that day....must've been a Friday.

Scholz (<- In German the Sch sounds pretty much like your sh)
And yes, that is a variation on Schulz, but one that is of German origin

...and I'm assuming that you're an informed Kraut who wouldn't steer me wrong on these important matters? This is important stuff.

[TomViolenz]

I'm a Kraut alright, but I had to look up the old professions on Wikipedia too.

[stringtapper]

Schulz

Schütz

different names

A Schulz used to be somthing like a tax collector, while Schütz was closer to a sheriff in rural environments.

I think you have them reversed.

But interesting how the meanings seem somewhat related:

Schulz = sheriff/police officer

Schütz = shelter/protection

[TomViolenz]

Schütz

different names

A Schulz used to be somthing like a tax collector, while Schütz was closer to a sheriff in rural environments.

I think you have them reversed.

But interesting how the meanings seem somewhat related:

Schulz = sheriff/police officer

Schütz = shelter/protection

Really?! My wikepedia said tax officer for Schulz

[stringtapper]

Hmm, the English one is saying a general "law enforcement" official:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schulz

Schulz is a common German family name in Northern Germany. It is roughly equivalent to the English family name Constable; the German word Schulz originates from the local official known as Dorf-Schulz(e), a local law enforcement officer like a police officer, magistrate, bailiff or mayor.

[Styles Bitchly]

How 'bout Schitz? What's that one all about?

[H20nly]

first, Kanye only wants to pull the race card, Hitler did. there is no comparison.



second,

Stille! says this guy, "ze Commandant is on hiz vay"

[stringtapper]

I'll do you one better:

Lipschitz.

[starving student]

I was called a gorilla once by a sweet old man from the land of galilee. I was on my way into an italian restaurant a few blocks from my place, and this endearing older fellow about 20 feet away from me screamed out
you black gorilla, go back to africa!…. I took a couple of steps towards him and he began to shuffle at a hurried double time down the street towards his home, he was on foot and had obviously been out for a quiet stroll in the (not his country of origin)… Before he could scurry away I implored to him ' Sir I'm not from africa I said, I'm from the midwest ohio to be exact, but have been living here in los angeles for almost 20 years but now I digress. The point I'm trying to make is that it's very very very cold in Cleveland, have you guys seen the weather broadcast on the news of the area, those poor people are just drowning in snow.