Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

[phaded]

I'm touched, but... why so much feelings? I thought everyone's system worked great?

Feelings?

It doesn't take some great emotional investment to simply point out a douche when you see one.

If you don't have all these feels then why aren't you off Designing something, slugger?

[stringtapper]

Dears Abletoners,

May I suggest you to have another read at the Community Guidelines here?
As you know we'd love to keep this forum "a spirited place for discussion and debate"...
and we think that if we all:
- Respect Each Other
- Respect Conversations
- Keep your cool
- In Other Words : be nice to each other

it'll be easy to achieve.

Thanks
[jur]

You forgot the last bullet point:

– Enjoy chips and salsa!

[stringtapper]

I'm touched, but... why so much feelings? I thought everyone's system worked great?

Feelings?

It doesn't take some great emotional investment to simply point out a douche when you see one.

If you don't have all these feels then why aren't you off Designing something, slugger?

Just messing around before a recording session, that's all.

I do my designing with Max/M4L. Totally stable!!

[phaded]

I'm happy that Ableton is working for you.

2- This thread might not be for you if that's the case.

3- there are plenty of people who are not you that ARE having problems

4- this thread is about the users in point #3

5- the users referred to in point #3 all are overjoyed that you are spared from having any issues.. in fact, we salute you

6- If Ableton is working for you, congratulations once again. Pop a cold one and start again from the top

Just messing around before a recording session, that's all.

I do my designing with Max/M4L. Totally stable!!

[stringtapper]

I'm happy that Ableton is working for you.

2- This thread might not be for you if that's the case.

3- there are plenty of people who are not you that ARE having problems

4- this thread is about the users in point #3

5- the users referred to in point #3 all are overjoyed that you are spared from having any issues.. in fact, we salute you

6- If Ableton is working for you, congratulations once again. Pop a cold one and start again from the top

Just messing around before a recording session, that's all.

I do my designing with Max/M4L. Totally stable!!

I'll post wherever the fuck I want, thanks.

And, ahem. You're off topic. This thread is about chips and salsa now.

[phaded]

I'll post wherever the fuck I want, thanks.

ouchie

you sure sound like someone with some feelings..

[yur2die4]

I've been known to drizzle a bit of not sauce into my salsa and then swoosh it around a bit with one of the chips. Really add some zing to it. This is especially helpful for the normally-bland bean dip that some places might offer.

Alternative method, drizzle some not sauce across the top of the chip basket.

[phaded]

This thread is about chips and salsa now.

Oh the chips and salsa look terrible btw man

Some cheap bar stuff

If this relationship progresses maybe I'll take you out for some real chips and salsa.. if you're really nice maybe some tableside guac. I'll buy, don't worry.

Let's talk about your feelings tho. Much more interesting than Python, I must admit.

Thinkin' of you boo xoxo

[daddytang]

live crashes every time i open a new template. something is wrong. endless crash report blues.

[H20nly]

I've been known to drizzle a bit of not sauce into my salsa and then swoosh it around a bit with one of the chips. Really add some zing to it. This is especially helpful for the normally-bland bean dip that some places might offer.

Alternative method, drizzle some not sauce across the top of the chip basket.

+1

[pinkpaint]

Phaded quit quoting yourself and contact support ffs..

https://www.ableton.com/en/help/contact-support/

someone lock this thread..

[Tarekith]

I'll do it shortly if people can't be nice to each other, or at least stop with the name calling.

[H20nly]

I think it's time everyone just chilled out and realized this is going nowhere.

I'm curious what the result of mholloway's cleanup is.

[Machinesworking]

I think it's time everyone just chilled out and realized this is going nowhere.

I'm curious what the result of mholloway's cleanup is.

Same here. Seems there's a new b0unce in town... maybe not as shiny and new as the old one.

[Machinesworking]

My father makes smoked hot sauce, brutally hot, but full flavor.

Local favorite hot sauce.