DJ FlugelNuzzle is a porcupine!

forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:35 pm

a zillion times no returns.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:23 pm

that's got to take the biscuit for the nuttiest title I've seen around here for a while.

I say, you havn't had another one of those exotic cigarettes have you old bean?

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:11 am

Martyn wrote: that's got to take the biscuit for the nuttiest title I've seen around here for a while.

I say, you havn't had another one of those exotic cigarettes have you old bean?

yes, I was wondering why they smelt so strange!

I think it was my commentary on the bizarre regression to infant school this forum seems to have taken of late

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:56 am

You're a million times more porcupine than anyone here, forge. With bells on!

Komplex · Post by **Komplex** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:24 am

Do we seriously need another Dj Fluglenuzzle thread?

onek · Post by **onek** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:51 am

Flugenuzzles for Jesus

forge · Post by **forge** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:22 am

Maybe I'm really DJ FlugelNuzzle?

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:26 am

DJ FlugelNuzzle was spotted recently in Nottinghamb (according to CM) he was seen wandering in circles, frantically looking for his missing arms.

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:06 am

Martyn wrote:DJ FlugelNuzzle was spotted recently in Nottinghamb (according to CM) he was seen wandering in circles, frantically looking for his missing arms.

"Flugelnuzzle first rose to fame in the late 80s for being the only DJ who could mix with his nose and other few remaining body parts after the nasty blimp accident in 1985 that left him totally armless!"

janklug · Post by **janklug** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:37 am

forge wrote:"Flugelnuzzle first rose to fame in the late 80s for being the only DJ who could mix with his nose and other few remaining body parts after the nasty blimp accident in 1985 that left him totally armless!"

didn't he invent this spectacular technique called 'crotchscratching'?

jna

amo · Post by **amo** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:41 am

Guys,

Really, I find it so un-nice to make fun like that of that poor fellow. He's been quite famous lately and obviously jalousy rises towards his poor person. Please leave it and let's all admit his a great man and none of us could achieve as much work done. Talent is always subject to hate. Too bad

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:38 pm

I'd heard he got arrested for arms dealing

badadoosh!

Already getting me coat.

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:21 pm

...and that was only after he was rejected by the army.....

(geddit....ARMy......!)

yug yug yug I gots a million uv em

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:50 pm

.....................................sound of tumbleweed.

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:46 pm

Martyn wrote:I'd heard he got arrested for arms dealing

Dad? Is that you?