this forum still sucks because.....

err_fatale · Post by **err_fatale** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:39 am

i have an idea, why don't all of you MAC fanatics and all of you HOMOs start a club and then you can all whine about PC users and men that make fun of guys that act like women and want to suck dick instead of lick pussy....

it would be great: you could call it the GAY MAC/BUTT LOVERS CLUB...

you can all sit in a circle like an AA meeting and take turns WHINING....

"hi my name is DJ SHIVA and some guy was calling people GAY on the ABleton forum and he hurt my little QUEER feelings and made me cry.....::sniff sniff::

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....."

"hi, my name is smutek, and I paid $3500 for my dual core G5 and some kid was making better music on his $500 Toshiba Satellite laptop.......boooooohhhhhhooooohooooooo"

then you can all hug each other and maybe make some new GAY MAC user boyfriends there, and, like, have butt sex afterwards at their apartment while they play their songs they made on their Powerbooks.....

maybe they'll even let you touch their POWERBOOK!!!!!

err_fatale · Post by **err_fatale** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:47 am

smutek wrote:
LIKE OMG!!! HE SAID GAY LIKE 50 TIMES!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!! LOL!!!!! WHAT A TOTAL DICK HEAD!!!!!!

another insecure MAC user feeling the encraoching demise of their illusory superiority over the "lowly" masses of PC users who don't have shitloads of (MOMMY AND DADDYS??? USUALLY) money $$$$$ to buy them nice new G5's...

as the IVORY TOWER OF THE SO-CALLED MACINTOSH ELITE CRUMBLES AND FALLS I HEAR THE MOANS OF WHAT SEEMED A MILLION TORTURED VOICES RISING IN A CACOPHANY, THERE WAS WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH AS THEY SAW THE NEW INTEL POWERED MACS AND REALIZED THEY WERE NO BETTER OR MORE CREATIVE THAN THE AVERAGE STREET-LEVEL PC END-USER!!!!!!

err_fatale · Post by **err_fatale** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:54 am

ANOTHER IDEA....lets have all the MAC fanatics and all of the PC users on this forum meet up somewhere and have a big throw-down street fight!!!!!

whichever side wins, their OS is the BEST!!!!!!!!

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:04 am

Wow. Talk about insecure. I never said my computer is better than yours (it is) I just inferred that you are kind of a dick (you are). Just look at the nonsense you've written.

You're paranoid too, and pretty stupid to boot.

Mommy and Daddy don't buy me anything, I'm 35. I save my money till I can afford what I want then I get it. Took me two years to get my powerbook.

Try it sometime, you can get a mac too, honest.

Really.

But you'll still be a dick.

No offense man, your just a dick.

err_fatale · Post by **err_fatale** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:15 am

dont worry coming fro a homo like you that's a compliment, when people like you are nice to me and start acting like my friend I know I'm in trouble....

oh and as for wasting my dough on a stupid G5....
no thanks....
Im happy with my new Tablet PC right now, Live runs fine on it...

i think i would rather save my money for:
some more weed
a new synth, like maybe the Nord modular G2
a trip to the beach
another great TABLET PC!!!

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:19 am

err_fatale wrote:

hey, you don't even know me....

Yes, and I am glad for that. I doubt we would really get along if we did know each other since your such a dick and all, so I'd just avoid you.

But I know more than enough about you from your 78 posts here, hell just from this thread, to know one thing. You're a dick.

For your sake I really hope you are like 15 or 16 years old. A lot of kids that age act like dicks but they grow out of it. If you're any older than there is probably no hope for you.

hint: stop spending all of your money on weed then you can buy that mac you want so badly; in less than a year most likely.

You choose smoke over your mac. You force yourself to make that compromise, not me. Don't bitch at me dude. I never said anything about macs being "superior", I just said you are a dick.

Later.

DICK.

err_fatale · Post by **err_fatale** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:26 am

haha I must be hitting a nerve...I hope you are getting heartburn right now you queer!!

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:31 am

umm... no. I'm just bored and putting off work I need to do before I go to bed.

"queer". Why do you throw that word around like its an insult or something? Explain to me please, exactly what is wrong with "queer"?

henry ford · Post by **henry ford** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:36 am

smutek , im starting to think you're the one who's stupid.

why are you engaging him constantly ? havent you already established he's a fool? do you enjoy this kind of thing ?

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:48 am

As a matter of fact henry, yes, on occasion I do enjoy this sort of thing.

Not enjoy like I would enjoy bombing down a huge hill on a skateboard, or eating a crabcake, or having an orgasm, or drawing or creating something new.

But more like, I'm killing time and putting off something I don't feel like doing, so I will enjoy some back and forth with this dickhead because I know he will bite every time I post something. It's a different kind of enjoyment, kind of like farting. It's not something one really thinks about or plans, "tonight at 12:44 am I shall fart", it just kind of happens sometimes.

Despite the fact that I find some of your posts rather offensive I still think you are somewhat of an interesting character and contribute in your own way to this forum. As to what you are beginning to think, well, I really could care less.

So please, I implore you, let me have my fun. Let me fart if I want to. If you don't like the smell stay out of the room.

And as a favor to you, I will go and do something else for a while.

peace and love,

ever your friend,

~smutek

henry ford · Post by **henry ford** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:53 am

smutek wrote:so I will enjoy some back and forth with this dickhead because I know he will bite every time I post something.

hehe, is that so ? Call me cooky but it seems to me you're the one doing the biting, it is his thread after all. not to mention he throws that gay bait and you snap for it each and every time.

anyways , go for it. i was just making an observation. I'm not suggesting you stop.

LiveLong · Post by **LiveLong** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:54 am

Thanks for starting this thread

This is the most musick oriented thread in a long time, and a real contribution to my compositions

LOFA · Post by **LOFA** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:55 am

Wow. I was so excited that there was someone else from Pittsburgh on this forum. That was 24 hours ago, and I already despise you. I wonder if your music sucks as much as you would if you stopped misdirecting your frustrations and followed through on some of your repressed urges.

FWIW, I think at least as many mac users bring their powerbook to starbucks for the ladies as the dudes.

I hope this type of behavior is squashed before Fax-01 recovers and returns. I hope he is well. Let's have some positive energy everyone (and I am looking at you, Henry Ford!) and except the fact that there is going to be increasingly more comparisons between MAC and WIN on this forum, and everywhere else, as of now. Even more.

BTW. You do a good job of making PC users look like a bunch of Homophobic neanderthals, and I am sure DJadonis, Machinate, or any of the other PC gents appreciate that.

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:02 am

henry ford wrote:hehe, is that so ? Call me cooky but it seems to me you're the one doing the biting, it is his thread after all. not to mention he throws that gay bait and you snap for it each and every time.

anyways , go for it. i was just making an observation. I'm not suggesting you stop.

Yes yes yes, true. But I am responding because I feel a little onery and because I choose too. he, on the other hand, is driven by an inner dickhead-ness. Kind of like how a crack head is compelled to smoke crack.

To prove to you my amazing level of self control: If I choose to post back in this thread it shall be no earlier than 1:01 am EST tomorrow morning.

(unless I forget)

And I probably should get to work now as I have an early morning meeting.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:02 am

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