It's Feb where dat 5.2 at ?

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:24 pm

Could we get live 5.2.3.4.5.6 instead?

glu · Post by **glu** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:02 pm

I just want 5.2 to have built in monotone voice associated with a clip that says,
"what a phatt beat, yo"

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:05 pm

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:22 am

seems i have an excuse to post this:

from http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/R ... slated.htm

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.

Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.

Album: Ready to Die

Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

etc etc check link

undaria · Post by **undaria** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:43 am

What you've never been fronted 100 E bombs, gave half to your friends (plus popped a couple yourself), and used the rest of the money on cabs, shots and weed?

Only to still be awake the next day and realise you blew like $1200 bucks

one could say like nwa : never get high of yor own suply.

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:47 am

djadonis206 wrote:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha lolololololololololoololololo

you no call me................why not? very very funny............needed it so bad...................

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:23 pm

Give me 5.2.
Or i'll kill this little bunny.

I probably should anyway. What a monster

Another example of German engineering

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:32 pm

Great Scott! I had no idea the movie was based on a true story...

- Just look at the resemblance!

LOFA · Post by **LOFA** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:38 pm

hoffman2k wrote:Give me 5.2.
Or i'll kill this little bunny.

I probably should anyway. What a monster
Another example of German engineering

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!