I'm 34 and I want to be a producer so I can get laid. (My wife no longer has sex with me, so you can imagine the frustration.) Therefore, I have only one hope: to become a fat, ugly trance god who can get taken advantage of teeny boppers.
To that end, I've decided to use the tutilage of the following master of the dance moves:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/chat/ ... 051991.stm
Apparently he knows how to move the way the kids like. I'm hoping that with his help and with a few "hits" that sound exactly like Ian Van Dahl, 4 Strings, and Aqua, I should be well on my way toward an underaged sex scandal.
I'll let y'all know when I actually make a good record and get started on my life of international producer extraordinaire.
Until then, I'll try to remind myself that I'm only as old as I think I am, and my music keeps me young at heart.
