[JOKE] "Icing" (may be offensive)

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:02 pm

A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates, then quickly replies, "Ummm…they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother, "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response: "They are making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, huh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How did you know?"

The little girl says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

kick_kick_snare · Post by **kick_kick_snare** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:07 pm

What's the hairyest side of a dog?

The outside.

(That's much better than your joke.)

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:11 pm

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:17 pm

Little girl Sharing a bath with her mum.
Little Girl - "Mammy what that there?"
Mother - "eh eh eh it's where god hit me with his axe!"
Little Girl - "wow he got you right in the c*nt"

(Sorry

)

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:01 pm

ikeaboy wrote: "wow he got you right in the c*nt"
(Sorry )

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:11 pm

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

<said with as much attitude as you can muster>
What? Like you don't know?

TonySoprano · Post by **TonySoprano** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:33 pm

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are at the divorce courts. Mickey explains to the judge why he wants to be granted a divorce from Minnie.

The judge says, "Mr Mouse. I cannot allow you to divorce Minnie simply on the basis that she has buck teeth."

Mickey says, "I already told you. I'm divorcing her because she's fucking Goofy".

Sales Dude McBoob · Post by **Sales Dude McBoob** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:08 pm

What did the HR824s have for dinner?

MoPad Thai

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:08 pm

Gratuitous pirate joke,

A pirate walks into a bar.

the bartender looks at him and sees that he has a ships wheel mounted on the front of him like a belt buckle.

He says to the pirate "well I've never seen anybody wear a real ships wheel for a belt buckle what the hell are you doing that for?"

The pirate looks down at the wheel and then says "Arrrrr it is a ships wheel that 's true and it's driving me nuts"

TonySoprano · Post by **TonySoprano** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:17 pm

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just argghhh...

kramerica · Post by **kramerica** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:20 pm

A pedophile and a little boy are walking in to the woods at night.

The little boy looks up to the pedophile and says "I'm scared".

The pedophile looks down at the boy and replies, "You're scared?! I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone."

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:26 pm

What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them

buzzcock · Post by **buzzcock** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:45 pm

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, finds his wife reading in bed.

MAN: "Honey, this is the pig I fuck when you've got a headache."

WIFE: "For your information, that's a sheep."

MAN: "For your information, I wasn't talking to you."

krank · Post by **krank** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:28 pm

GET BACK TO WORK, DAMN IT

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:00 pm

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:What did the HR824s have for dinner?

MoPad Thai

You do work in a music shop don't you and christ it must get boring