djadonis206 (DIY)

[DeadlyKungFu]

[hacktheplanet]

im a hippy

Hey guys, I'm a hippie too!
All of us who grew up in Alaska are hippies at heart. We try to hide it, but it always manages to sneak out in our everyday lives.

For instance, I use Dr. Bronner's regularly. I also think dreadlocks are incredibly sexy.

[nebulae]

im a hippy

Hey guys, I'm a hippie too!
All of us who grew up in Alaska are hippies at heart. We try to hide it, but it always manages to sneak out in our everyday lives.

For instance, I use Dr. Bronner's regularly. I also think dreadlocks are incredibly sexy.

So Alaska is full of hippy-republicans?

[kennerb]

im a hippy

Hey guys, I'm a hippie too!
All of us who grew up in Alaska are hippies at heart. We try to hide it, but it always manages to sneak out in our everyday lives.

For instance, I use Dr. Bronner's regularly. I also think dreadlocks are incredibly sexy.

So Alaska is full of hippy-republicans?

The correct title for that is an Independent

[nebulae]

After a huge grassroots fanmail campaign, the series which was cancelled mid-season by Fox was picked up by BET, but this time there's a twist. Instead of reality, it's now a black sitcom. Adonis is cast as a very serious career man with a race identity crisis, climbing the corporate ladder in a white-man's world. Adam, being rather white, is kept on as the plucky comic relief roommate, mainly because he thinks he-so-black. Sort of an Odd Couple meets Will and Grace, with a bad-ass hip hop soundtrack. Werd.

DKF, please begin the synopsis of Episode 14:

[DeadlyKungFu]

Adonis is cast as a very serious career man with a race identity crisis, climbing the corporate ladder in a white-man's world. Adam, being rather white, is kept on as the plucky comic relief roommate, mainly because he thinks he-so-black. Sort of an Odd Couple meets Will and Grace, with a bad-ass hip hop soundtrack.

Episode 14:
Passed over for a promotion again, Adonis is more determined than ever to find his white roots. He goes on a wonder bread with mayo and whole milk binge, determined to watch his entire Friends DVD box set in one sitting.

Meanwhile, Adam, in his pursuit to 'git jiggy wid it, yo' learns to clap along with the Friend's theme song, proclaiming that he has 'reinventin hip hop, yo'. He begins plans to go on tour with 'P. Dre. and Eminemedoggy, yo'.

[nebulae]

Episode 15:
Due to a creative lag, suddenly a new character is introduced: Adonis' long lost twin brother. However, since Adonis (not having an actual twin) must now play two parts, he has a hissy fit and tells his agent to ask for more money. Apparently, the constant changes in make-up, the costumes, and just having to find his inner child actor is just too much for him, and therefore he needs a bigger trailor. Not to mention the fact that the catored food is just crap, according to Adonis. Will the show go on? WILL IT?

Meanwhile, Adam realizes that his prog house fetish for the past 10 years was all just a prelude to his new inner hip-hop black man, yo. In essense, it got too hot in here, and he took of all his clothes.

[djadonis206]

Weird-o's

from now on I will be known as Pedro Batista!!!

[DeadlyKungFu]

Episode 16:
Paris Hilton guest stars as a blonde bimbo who can't figure out how to spend her money (it's like, soooo frustrating!!). Tired of all the attention she's getting from the club goers at the spot, she murmurs, 'why can't I just find a good black man'. Instantly Adonis goes from Sandra Dee to Billie Bee and smashes that shit like an Idaho potato. Outside her trailer screams of "Ooooh Pedro, Ooooh Pedro Batista" can be heard.

AdamJay, unsure of what to do, druels on himself.

[nebulae]

Episode 17:
Feeling the need for a February Sweeps episode, the producers opt for a "serious" episode... Adam suffer a severe identity crisis and goes into anabolic shock. Adonis must choose between his new bimbo girlfriend (who wants to fly off to Paris) or stay and help his steriod-overdosed friend, whose arms seem to have grown into tree trunks overnight.

Over a span of 22-minutes, Adonis and Adam go from being feuding enemies to warm friends, ending the episode with a gentle and completely heterosexual hug.

Adonis: I'm always here for ya, man.
Adam: Thanks, bro.

The camera pans away as the two open up a laptop and go over a new Live set of massive hip hop.

Adonis: You like that, dawg?
Adam: Aww yeah, yo.

Fade to black. Commercial for http://www.allhiphop.com , the world's most dangerous site.

[djadonis206]

Me and Paris



Whatever when you see me at WMC '07 rocking Crobar and Paris Hilton in the DJ Booth you can all bow down!!!

[cosmosuave]

:cry:
im a hippy

Hey guys, I'm a hippie too!
All of us who grew up in Alaska are hippies at heart. We try to hide it, but it always manages to sneak out in our everyday lives.

For instance, I use Dr. Bronner's regularly. I also think dreadlocks are incredibly sexy.

Here' a famous Alaskan Hippie with summer teeth...

[cosmosuave]

Weird-o's

from now on I will be known as Pedro Batista!!!

Who... this guy?

[mike holiday]

and yes, fresh fish from the market is second to none

you mean second to alaska right?

i'd be willing to bet our water is cleaner


but DAMN dj A you're a supper pimp...

your threads blowin up faster then i can read it.

[mike holiday]

Here' a famous Alaskan Hippie with summer teeth...

she's not a hippie even if she did live on the farm in homer

i think it's been like a decade since she's even played here

i wonder if jewel uses live?