heh, yer forgetting keyser is an old pro =) he knows all this stuff already =)
ya stinky is on the button, baba is an excellent headshop.
you should stop by the grasshopper (near/in the red light) - thats where I used to deal! Only dont buy anything, its the most expensive coffeeshop in amsterdam with the most ruthless dealers. trus mi

The girls are so de-humanised from the incessant flow of tourists they are constantly ripping them off in any number of ways, from short-changing to stealing the customers genja if they are rolling a joint for them. And the dealers, well...just trust me, go somewhere else.
such as the grey area, oude leilistraat. best genja, honest straight forward dealers.
a tiny coffeeshop so not the greatest for hanging out, depending on how busy it is. for hanging out drop by the 'blue bird' ....you can chill in there allll day, doing your own thing or mingling with the rest of the red-eyed long hairs. It doesnt matter if you dont buy weed there, or in any of the coffeeshops. It doesnt matter if you just buy weed and leave either, the only un-cool thing to do is if you dont buy anything. So its kool to buy your weed in one place and chill in another. Common question believe it or not...
and some of the worst drug experiences I've ever endured have been from eating THC. My housemate in amsterdam never smoked, or took any psychedelics. So one day she decides she wants to take some space cake with my other housemate & I, I dont know why it didnt click that she should not take any - but no one thought of it. Well long story short, she flipped out - literally her mind split in half - she kept sayin 'i keep lookin at it' ...and turned her head left, but stared hard to the right. Man - it was like an episode of one of those 'haunted' reality tv shows. Swear to god, it wasnt like a friend who took too much which we were all used to - it was like a demon took over our friends body.....hehe. Well, we had to call one of our sober friends to take care of it....
this is exactly why alot of coffeeshops in amsterdam DONT sell muffins etc, too many split psyches and puking yanks to be good for business. only a handful of places do it. one place, just called 'chocolat' if I recall correct, has the best rep for eadable genja.
Hands down the worst 'whitey' I had to deal with whilst on duty was a one legged vietnam vet. All those vietnam vet cliches are TRUE, infact they dont do the real thing any justice at all - I thought the guy was gonna smash the place up with his crutches. Oh he was a big boy too.