HELP!! IM WHITE HIPHOP KID FROM THE AFFLUENT SUBURBS

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:50 am

leonard · Post by **leonard** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:30 pm

hehe,
they're the ones bustin caps, going to jail,
and finding out what it's rreeeally about.

SMOOTH_LOVIN_CYCLOPS · Post by **SMOOTH_LOVIN_CYCLOPS** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:57 pm

KRUNK GANGSTAS wrote:YO KID WHY YOU FRONTIN LIKE YOU FROM THE REAL BURBS N SHIT
MODS TELL US TO STOP SHOUTIN N SHIT WE POP A CAP IN DAT ASS
WE PUT DA CROME TO DA DOME AND PULL DA TRIGGA CUZ THAT HOW WE DO IT IN THE HOODBURBS
SMOOTH LUVIN DEES NUTZ
YOUR BEATS STINK LIKE FISHY SWEATY PUSSY ON A HOT SUMMA DAY
KRUNK GANGSTAS BEATS IZ WUT REAL GANGSTAS PLAY

YO KRUNK GANSTA YO MAMMA HOLLA AT ME
TALKIN BOUT OHH CYCLOPS SUCH A HUNK
I HAD TO TURN DAT BITS DOWN
CUZ SHE HAD TOO MUCH JUNK IN THE TRUNK
AND BIG OLD SAGGY TEETS
YO BUT I PUT HER TO WORK ON DA STREETS
NOW SHE SAY 5 DOLLA SUCKY SUCKY
TO ALL THE PEEPS SHE MEETS
YO BUT I GESS YALL GLAD I PUT HER ON
CUZ FROM DAT YO WACK ASS WAS BORN

YO AHM THE REAL BURBAN GANSTA
OF THE MOST RUTHLESS RESORTS
YALL BEGGIN ME AT THE MALL
TO GO BUY YOU A PACK OF NEWPORTS
CUZ YALL AIN EVEN OLD ENUFF
TO BUY YOR OWN PORTS TO PUFF

YO AHM THE NICKEL BAG SLINGAH
THE FLY BLING BLINGAH
GOT YOR HO UP ON MAH DING A LINGAH
WHILE YOU CRYIN CUZ YOR BITS LEFT WIT ME
IN MAH FLY FORD FESTIVA 1993
YO GOAN MESS WIT CYCLOPS?
YO TRIED NOW YO SEE!!

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:46 pm

These kids are nothing more than walking cliches.

It's just cool to be black these days.

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:08 pm

subterFUSE wrote:These kids are nothing more than walking cliches.

It's just cool to be black these days.

Sure thing, ya old fart.

It's easy for white kids to take on black culture, at the end of the day they're still white.

The Jerk - Steve Martin

D DAS · Post by **D DAS** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:27 pm

YO KRUNK GANSTA YO MAMMA HOLLA AT ME
TALKIN BOUT OHH CYCLOPS SUCH A HUNK
I HAD TO TURN DAT BITS DOWN
CUZ SHE HAD TOO MUCH JUNK IN THE TRUNK
AND BIG OLD SAGGY TEETS
YO BUT I PUT HER TO WORK ON DA STREETS
NOW SHE SAY 5 DOLLA SUCKY SUCKY
TO ALL THE PEEPS SHE MEETS
YO BUT I GESS YALL GLAD I PUT HER ON
CUZ FROM DAT YO WACK ASS WAS BORN

YO AHM THE REAL BURBAN GANSTA
OF THE MOST RUTHLESS RESORTS
YALL BEGGIN ME AT THE MALL
TO GO BUY YOU A PACK OF NEWPORTS
CUZ YALL AIN EVEN OLD ENUFF
TO BUY YOR OWN PORTS TO PUFF

YO AHM THE NICKEL BAG SLINGAH
THE FLY BLING BLINGAH
GOT YOR HO UP ON MAH DING A LINGAH
WHILE YOU CRYIN CUZ YOR BITS LEFT WIT ME
IN MAH FLY FORD FESTIVA 1993
YO GOAN MESS WIT CYCLOPS?
YO TRIED NOW YO SEE!!

hahahahahaha LOL. Funny Shit there Cyclops

quandry · Post by **quandry** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:21 pm

DA KLOPS IS ON TOPZ!

GranMarnierAndYooHoo · Post by **GranMarnierAndYooHoo** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:05 pm

Word? A Battle?

Fuck y'all cats
i ghost ride the range
sippin yoo and gnac
and steady gettin brains
you soft ass bitches get blown out the frame
white picket fence crews go down the drain

fuck it, i got my -caps -lock -off
lower case verbs get this -hot -like -sauce
little letter nouns to make this -shit -pop -off
spit em out my mouth bring a -hol -o -caust
fuck gettin crunk, man we get hyphy
sharpen up my blades, yeah they slice nicely
rollin in the club -white tee and nikes
ya'll burn me, nah not even slightly

yo.

I ransack your mansack
saved my the bell like your man zach (!!!)
feds diggin in your knapsack
found nothin but you last scrap
cause my crew stole your trees
and your last set o skis
so yo shouldn't fuck with these
lest you want some broken knees

yeah.
yoo and gnac bitches.

treatin y'all hos like shit.
valentines day y'all get nothin but dick.

sucker ass marks.

.gmayh.

Mad McFlava · Post by **Mad McFlava** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:15 pm

HOOOOOOO!!!!!

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:21 am

some would say this is racism disguised as comedy.

discuss

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:33 am

longjohns wrote:some would say this is racism disguised as comedy.

discuss

That's not a word to throw around lightly, even if you're just being a troll.

jamesp · Post by **jamesp** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:45 am

DeadlyKungFu wrote:
longjohns wrote:some would say this is racism disguised as comedy.

discuss
That's not a word to throw around lightly, even if you're just being a troll.

You tell 'im, Dreadly. Comedy isn't FUNNY!

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:57 am

subterFUSE wrote:

Jezus fellas......get a fricken' room!

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:34 pm

assuming that we're laughing at a white person 'trying to be black',

imagine for a minute the opposite situation, making fun of a black person 'trying to be white' by being a successful lawyer in a 3 piece suit, etc.

that joke is of course common, and has a negative effect

also i'm not necessarily saying that this is so--- but i've heard this argument before and it made sense to me, at least on some levels.

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:44 pm

This thread nees MO GOTTI!!!