Hello People

JonnyEQ · Post by **JonnyEQ** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:47 pm

Hi, im new to this place, just thought i'd say hello...

frisbeedisk · Post by **frisbeedisk** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:52 pm

Hello!!

Rogue Scrunt · Post by **Rogue Scrunt** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:51 pm

cheers!

mosca · Post by **mosca** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:09 pm

hello

D K · Post by **D K** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:18 pm

greetings

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:20 pm

Hi - welcome aboard!

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:39 pm

hey guys
someone with "Jonny" in his name is not very likely to be a girl.
why all these greetings?

errrrr.....
welcome JonnyEQ!

Lo-Fi Massahkah · Post by **Lo-Fi Massahkah** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:54 pm

Cheers,

Hope you'll have a good time here. I know I do!

-Mikael

youri · Post by **youri** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:54 pm

Maybe Miss LadyLive and JonnyEQ are the same person and someone just wants to test who will get more replies - girl or boy?!?:?:

Anyway, welcome to the forum!

martin peter 20 · Post by **martin peter 20** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:00 pm

Wilkommen

mercyplease · Post by **mercyplease** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:02 pm

JonnyEQ wrote:Hi, im new to this place, just thought i'd say hello...

Hi Heres the rules

1. Stick with the users with lots of posts on their signature. The more posts the more knoweldge they have. its always best to be in a crowd.
2. Learn to snivel up to all of the users who have been here for over a year
3. Dont have an opinion unless its in line with those users
4. Your abilities as a musician or engineer are not important. If you can snivel and talk politics your def in
5. Ableton invented everything in music software and were responsible for well everything. Until they came along no decent record was ever made using software and no innovation. get that in to your head pronto!
6. forget groove quantise has yet to be added as well as a host of other badly needed stuff that has been in software for over ten years. Live doesnt need it you can create a groove adjusting warp markers. results will be random and sound quite bad but you should never say that publicly you will get features you dont need
7. when you see a regular member blatantly talking through his arse which will be most of the time and even when you know hes wrong you must back him up and then back him up again as long as hes in the firm
8 learn that statues are only ever built in honour of a single person who didnt sheepishly follow. you will become part of the multi person statue for your contribution to music on the forum. its a cert
9. frequently attack users usually new ones if they dont tow forum policy
10 learn to masturbate and drink heavy duty spirits frequently preferably in your basement in between posting political messages on the forum.

do that and you will get on here wonderfully
this should be a sticky

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:09 pm

mercyplease wrote:
JonnyEQ wrote:Hi, im new to this place, just thought i'd say hello...
Hi Heres the rules

1. Stick with the users with lots of posts on their signature. The more posts the more knoweldge they have. its always best to be in a crowd.
2. Learn to snivel up to all of the users who have been here for over a year
3. Dont have an opinion unless its in line with those users
4. Your abilities as a musician or engineer are not important. If you can snivel and talk politics your def in
5. Ableton invented everything in music software and were responsible for well everything. Until they came along no decent record was ever made using software and no innovation. get that in to your head pronto!
6. forget groove quantise has yet to be added as well as a host of other badly needed stuff that has been in software for over ten years. Live doesnt need it you can create a groove adjusting warp markers. results will be random and sound quite bad but you should never say that publicly you will get features you dont need
7. when you see a regular member blatantly talking through his arse which will be most of the time and even when you know hes wrong you must back him up and then back him up again as long as hes in the firm
8 learn that statues are only ever built in honour of a single person who didnt sheepishly follow. you will become part of the multi person statue for your contribution to music on the forum. its a cert
9. frequently attack users usually new ones if they dont tow forum policy
10 learn to masturbate and drink heavy duty spirits frequently preferably in your basement in between posting political messages on the forum.

do that and you will get on here wonderfully
this should be a sticky

He's actually right - otherwise you'll get clowned quick, or caught up in some stupid drama and you'll be

like, fuck this place I'm going back to MUSIC MAKER 2

Miss LadyLive · Post by **Miss LadyLive** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:29 pm

Sorry guys im not related to Jonny Eq!!!

melocoton · Post by **melocoton** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:10 am

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:17 am