I always poop my pants during gigs.

decoder · Post by **decoder** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:30 pm

Anyone else have this problem?

How do I fix it?

THanks.

Spiralgroove · Post by **Spiralgroove** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:32 pm

dont wear pants?

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:33 pm

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas did. 'It was just sweat' is the official story.

Spiralgroove · Post by **Spiralgroove** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:33 pm

wait wait i got it... get a mac?

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:36 pm

D K · Post by **D K** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:44 pm

make it part of the show...that's what folks want.
play with no pants, and your back to the audience....
a nice white sheet on the floor....
a cam...you get the idea

Spiralgroove · Post by **Spiralgroove** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:45 pm

gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him

D K · Post by **D K** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:46 pm

yeah, but it's proven that it sells

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:55 pm

Spiralgroove wrote:gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him

You stole my quote. He lived in the next town from me when I used to live in New Hampshire. Poor fool.

and yeah I was foolish enough to go to his shows when I was a bad azz punk rocker. Luckily I remain scat free.

Spiralgroove · Post by **Spiralgroove** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:02 pm

joesapo · Post by **joesapo** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:13 pm

You just need a new persona.....

How about DJ Steamer.... I like it.

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:08 pm

I don't poop my pants, but I fart a LOT during a gig.
One time, I cleared the DJ area. I was very proud.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:38 pm

Play your next gig with confidence. This will help you.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... d+my+pants

slashthrough · Post by **slashthrough** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:00 am

Metamucil capsules will keep you regular.

mrruby · Post by **mrruby** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:17 am

kennerb wrote:
Spiralgroove wrote:gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him

You stole my quote. He lived in the next town from me when I used to live in New Hampshire. Poor fool.

and yeah I was foolish enough to go to his shows when I was a bad azz punk rocker. Luckily I remain scat free.

GOOD GOD! GG Allin mentioned in an Ableton Live forum- true sign of the apocalypse coming!
I lived in Boston back then. What was it about New Hampshire? The girls were crazy too?!! My friends and I were always going to Nashua to pick up trollop hotties...If GG was crazy the girls who were his goupies were crazier...