Online dating or my marriage in Russia!

MartinM · Post by **MartinM** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:25 pm

I'd like to advise - What to
present the loving spouse with on the year happy marriage?
I'm solitary.
maybe 1.5 year ago-
i have found thousands of acquaintances sites with the
Russians through the search...and whrever I registed - I've
become a real professional!
But- I've found where it's possible to get
acquainted with a real Russian lady Online Dating site-
1000lovers.com(i tell about all my friends-no expensive but
real )
Then there were letters, phone conversations, the first
unforgettable meeting in Moskow...I fly in Moskow!Russia!First
time!
My Elena!
Then there was our wedding in USA in CA...
my beloved
woman with me)
Maybe, somebody
will have interesting ideas towards a gift?

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:33 pm

A gun! For to be shooting you with!

So Solid Poo · Post by **So Solid Poo** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:34 pm

online pimpin we in da spaceage now 4 reeeelz

Poltergeist · Post by **Poltergeist** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:36 pm

Martin you jackass, from the sound of your english you ARE Russian you fucking dick bag !

Just walk out your shitty apartment door and go find a wife for fucks sake !

Seriously, the interweb is making people lazy.

So Solid Poo · Post by **So Solid Poo** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:39 pm

no shit pg my trik only haz 1 job 2 do 4 me an das collectin paypah 4 crak but shez doin dat shit wit icq n im lyke bitch u kud be talkin wit da fbi u gotz to tek dat shit 2 da streetz where reel shit goez down cuz when da popo bus in i don kno u bitch but i got mah soldierz on da streets so get krakin

Poltergeist · Post by **Poltergeist** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:50 pm

Hey, the nice Russian man may not understand you So Solid.

I will translate it for you.

Wow, I know what you mean. My girlfriend provides finacial support for my crack cocain habbit. Recently she has been using ICQ (a form of online chatting) to provide online sexual services for lonely men. This isn't good because you never know who your really talking to. I would prefer her to take her work to the streets and sell her body for cash money. It may be dangerous, police presence in my neighborhood is high. Though I could hire protection for her and pay off the police. So get started please.