(OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?

divonic · Post by **divonic** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:22 pm

Adonis wrote:How do you pick up a nice girl in a club?

Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that

If you really want to get laid your best bet is to join a fundamental right wing church with ties to George Bush and get to know the pastor

(DOH!)

yup you're right there are no nice girls in clubs.

do_om · Post by **do_om** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:20 pm

Stacks o cash,...Get some Hypnotic or Cristal in,...Make sure you don't have any ugly friends around.

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:48 pm

"Hi, I'm in the band."

EARLGREY · Post by **EARLGREY** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:11 am

after a few months of hard practise, I finally became Mace-resistant....

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:16 am

Pitch Black wrote:"Hi, I'm in the band."

GaryTracks · Post by **GaryTracks** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:37 am

Since this is an almost exclusively male forum, I can share this with you;

Get the book "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists." by Neil Struass.

If you're a gorgeous stud, or a rock star like Pitch Black, you don't need it. But if you're a dork, or a geek, or shy, or aloof, or insecure...

It's a great read, and very entertaining. And I can feel in my bones, even without practicing, that I have a little more edge on the ladies than before the book.

Seduction is no longer a bad word in my vocabulary.

stale bread · Post by **stale bread** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:07 am

Adonis wrote:How do you pick up a nice girl in a club?

Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that

If you really want to get laid your best bet is to join a fundamental right wing church with ties to George Bush and get to know the pastor

(DOH!)

werd.

D DAS · Post by **D DAS** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:12 am

mrruby wrote:It's best to be direct, try-

"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."

hahahaha,

nice.

if you never saw the greenskeepers video for their song "lotion" it is classic - http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2650242

now carry on with pimping skills, sorry to hijack the thread.

peace

d~

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:17 am

GaryTracks wrote: Get the book "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists." by

shit.

I must respond to that

regarding that pick-up book , I saw some kind of sad mid-day program about dating where they invited those 'pick up' fools along. So funny, they really thought they were 'it' , they live in a delusional world it was so obvious.
all the other 'normal' guys did well with the ladies, but of the 'tactical' idiots not a single one got even a number, even the 'head honcho'. Its no wonder - they showed some of their 'tactics', fucking hell what bollocks, anyone who is any use with people (naturally) at this stuff can see it for what it is. nerd delusion.

the best parallel I can draw is - it reminded me of Mike in Spaced and his attempts to be in the army. Sorry if that means nothing to you.

anyway, the best way to get with the laydeez is to simply be confident in yourself without being a complete twat. A little bit of humour, a little bit of entertainment. Something about confidence, no idea what it is. It works anyway, I guess it indicates you aren't afraid of your own shadow.

DO NOT try comedy book techniques, absolute bollocks for W.O.W. nerds, you think women are less socially aware than men and fall for cheesy 'tactics' ? think again. I'd love to show the video , they came off so badly it was 'hide behind the couch' bad. just amazing.

GaryTracks · Post by **GaryTracks** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:39 am

yeah, no doubt a bunch of losers. but still the book is great. Women want not just a great sexy confident successful guy, but also a guy who knows how to take control and has some bad-boy edge.

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:46 am

Adonis wrote:How do you pick up a nice girl in a club?

Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that

Hey that's not true! I've met ONE nice girl at a club ONCE!

Oh wait... Shit. Nevermind.

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:06 am

hoffman2k wrote:
sqook wrote:I usually just get wasted and order a hooker from craigslist..
Craig's list?

Forge? You pimping?

no, perhaps I should

mike holiday · Post by **mike holiday** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:22 am

if you how to dance..they just come up and try to dance with you

but then again who kows if they're nice?

noiseconjecture · Post by **noiseconjecture** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:36 am

Now I have been married over fourteen years and some of my friends have teenage children here are some things I wished I had been told when I was in my teens/early twenties :

Girls complain boys don't listen to them. If a girl says something listen attentatively and don't interupt. When she has finished let her know you listened by referring to and replying to what she said.

Girls generally don't like show-offs or boys who are full of themselves.

Personal hygeine is essential. Ostentatiously wear a different t-shirt/shirt every day, it shows you are clean.

As said above - learn to dance - every generation of females (my generation plus my parents) complain that they want to dance while boys prop up the bar or make fools of themselves.

Even though girls to clubs half naked, talk to their face, not their legs, breasts or pants.

Girls are almost digital, if they are interested in you then you're fine, if they are not no amount of trying will get them to change their minds. In reality its girls who are in control.

Despite the silliness, giggling and obsession with trivia, girls generally are more mature than males.

Finally, sexist or crude jokes don't go down well in mixed company.

hardshell · Post by **hardshell** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:06 am

In my experience girls in clubs are looking for the same things as guys in clubs - a hottie to get it on with! I don't think anyone goes to clubs looking for their soul-mate. It's all about the moment and having some fun.

For longer term success with women then you need to be more aware of their needs and deeper feelings, but that really doesn't mean shit when you're out on the razz looking for a pair of tits to fumble with!

All girls love a funny guy who isn't afraid to make a bit of a twat of himself. Break the ice with humour and you're a step closer to getting to know the girl a little more intimately.

In my opinion the biggest barrier to anybody making the first move when they're out on the tiles is simple fear of rejection. Learn to overcome that and you'll always have some fun!

I doubt you'll meet any *nice* girls in a club though. If you want nice girls you'll need to go to church!