[EVIL TIPS]How to Make Negative 7 Techno Tracks in Live

[EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil]

OK, this are instructions on how you can make negative 7 techno tracks in Live and be one of the few masters of digital trance music like myself.

OK, here it goes... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 tracks! Start with only 7 tracks. load up some trance and techno samples. I'll wait for you to do this........






....OK now you have seven techno tracks loaded, make a rex file on one and put the best synthesizer black key on that track.

OK... now delete that track! Now delete all of your plugins from your trance music session. OK, good.... now add one midi track and pan it left toward the arppaggregator. good! now, take a trance sound and put harmony on it with some LFO.

OK... now delete all of the other tracks and add a trance sound to that. ok.... now put some techno in it. GOOD!

OK... now add 10 tracks to this one and delete 2 of them! good! Add some more tracks now. OK, now delete them.

Now switch to arrangement view. Add two techno songs with harmony. OK, now delte the trance songs. then delete some of the trance songs. OK, now delete all the techno. OK... good! ok, now lets add some Mp3. put Mp3 on all of your tracks.

add 42 tracks altogether now with techno synthesizer!!! good! Oh my god! yes! OK, now put a trance mp3 on your lfo! YES!!! GOOOD!

wait.... we're not done yet....

delte one techno track add two trance arpreggiaters and a lfo filter trance synthesizer sound. now delete two trance tracks add one techno track and some synthesizer harmonies. ok GOOD! now delete ALL of the tracks except the mp3 tracks and add only trance music black keys to them. now put a synthesizer on track 4 and delte two tracks. YEEEESSSSS! now make the best track, and take the best synthesizers and add 42 tracks to your session and delete the techno track. take a trance mp3 and add a filer to thebest mp3 tracnce track ever and add some music to it. now put music on the whole thing. now delte the whole thing. now add the whole thing back and undo it. ok, GOOOOOD! now add a synthesizer track. now add some mp3 lfo and some black notes. GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! then add some trance and delete everything.... now undo that.

if you followed this you should have negative 7 techno tracks.

[ek]

hahahahahahahahahaha

please write for theonion

[cosmosuave]

I think that Vancouver tap water has fuct you up...

[BinaryB]

OK, this are instructions on how you can make negative 7 techno tracks in Live and be one of the few masters of digital trance music like myself.

OK, here it goes... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 tracks! Start with only 7 tracks. load up some trance and techno samples. I'll wait for you to do this........






....OK now you have seven techno tracks loaded, make a rex file on one and put the best synthesizer black key on that track.

OK... now delete that track! Now delete all of your plugins from your trance music session. OK, good.... now add one midi track and pan it left toward the arppaggregator. good! now, take a trance sound and put harmony on it with some LFO.

OK... now delete all of the other tracks and add a trance sound to that. ok.... now put some techno in it. GOOD!

OK... now add 10 tracks to this one and delete 2 of them! good! Add some more tracks now. OK, now delete them.

Now switch to arrangement view. Add two techno songs with harmony. OK, now delte the trance songs. then delete some of the trance songs. OK, now delete all the techno. OK... good! ok, now lets add some Mp3. put Mp3 on all of your tracks.

add 42 tracks altogether now with techno synthesizer!!! good! Oh my god! yes! OK, now put a trance mp3 on your lfo! YES!!! GOOOD!

wait.... we're not done yet....

delte one techno track add two trance arpreggiaters and a lfo filter trance synthesizer sound. now delete two trance tracks add one techno track and some synthesizer harmonies. ok GOOD! now delete ALL of the tracks except the mp3 tracks and add only trance music black keys to them. now put a synthesizer on track 4 and delte two tracks. YEEEESSSSS! now make the best track, and take the best synthesizers and add 42 tracks to your session and delete the techno track. take a trance mp3 and add a filer to thebest mp3 tracnce track ever and add some music to it. now put music on the whole thing. now delte the whole thing. now add the whole thing back and undo it. ok, GOOOOOD! now add a synthesizer track. now add some mp3 lfo and some black notes. GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! then add some trance and delete everything.... now undo that.

if you followed this you should have negative 7 techno tracks.

You are F@#KED UP.

in a good way.


FARKIN BEST POST EVER !!!

[brightonalex]

Its the joke that just goes on and on! And on, and on, and on...

[Vinc T]

Fantastic posts and polls!

[smutek]

OK, good.... now add one midi track and pan it left toward the arppaggregator. good!

Laughing me ass off here at work.

Thanks.

[sweetjesus]

roflmao!

[microlive]

Okay, i followed the instructions to the letter & ended up with negative 6 Techno tracks...

Please help???

[ruprecht]

OK... now delete that track!

lol!!

[Mr Man]

sometimes i actually have a session go like that!

[EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil]

Okay, i followed the instructions to the letter & ended up with negative 6 Techno tracks...

Please help???

Are you using the best synthesizer sound? Did you delete all of your trance tracks? Did you add the best mp3 ever?

sometimes adding black notes next to F results in less than optimal results

[CaseyDC]

Awesome tutorial.

[Lux Libra]

Put a mp3 on your Lfo.........LOLOLOL!

Killah Post

[glitchrock-buddha]

You got a show in town any time soon playing the negative 7 techno tracks? I'd love to see it live!

You better not play more than 40 notes! I told you to stay under 37!

And if you play a black key anywhere between F and G I will heckle you!

grb