Who Ate My Muffin?

Porpy · Post by **Porpy** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:56 pm

audiostein wrote:
rentanutta wrote:
elektrovert wrote:
the muffin man?
The muffin man!
Do you know the muffin man that lives on drury lane?

You're a MONSTER

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:59 pm

I got yer muffin top right here, byatch...

mbenigni · Post by **mbenigni** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:38 pm

do you know the muffin man?

Do you know MixerMan?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:41 pm

Will E. Show got the muffin AGAIN! Rule #1, always let the man get his muffin but keep your eye on the OTHER chocolate muffin.

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:42 pm

audiostein wrote:
rentanutta wrote:
elektrovert wrote:
the muffin man?
The muffin man!
Do you know the muffin man that lives on drury lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

mbenigni · Post by **mbenigni** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:40 pm

Tone Deft knows his MixerMan.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:42 pm

Sometimes I like low-fat blueberry muffins from Starbucks, but even though they're low-fat, my hands are still oily after eating them.

shiba_dad · Post by **shiba_dad** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:08 pm

The real WTF is .....Blueberry muffin with beer ???

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:11 pm

shiba_dad wrote:The real WTF is .....Blueberry muffin with beer ???

Breakfast of champions.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:15 pm

These champions?

Beatport · Post by **Beatport** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:22 pm

OK.... here's what happened....

First of all, I found the muffin. So everyone can relax now.

What happened was this....

I logged into this forum with the muffin about two days ago to post a question about washboard sample libraries. I had a party the night before and my fridge was stocked with beer. so i went to go grab one... next thing I know, the muffins gone! I didn't realize until later that all the beers from the fridge were gone too! So I must've drank them or something!

It was only a few hours ago that I realized about 2 days had passed between me logging into this forum and my muffin dissapearing.

So yeah.... beer and blueberry muffins DO NOT mix!

Oh... and someone (perhaps me) put the muffin back in the fridge where the beer was.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:26 pm

I can't talk to anyone who is THIS carefree as to the whereabouts of his muffins. Dude, I'm done with you. Talk to the hand...

subterFUSE · Post by **subterFUSE** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:36 pm

Has anyone ever figured out a way to make a muffin that's all top? That would kick ass... because the muffin top is the best part.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:39 pm

nebulae wrote:I can't talk to anyone who is THIS carefree as to the whereabouts of his muffins. Dude, I'm done with you. Talk to the hand...

Carefee with his muffins AND his beer!! Losing your wallet/car/children, crap like that is one thing, that stuff happens, but NEVER take your eye off the muffins and beer.

Come over here and set the Gib Gnob and warm the mix up.

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:45 pm

subterFUSE wrote:Has anyone ever figured out a way to make a muffin that's all top? That would kick ass... because the muffin top is the best part.

Yes. Get 2 muffins and cut them in half horizontally. keep the two top halves (you can even press them together for effect). Cast the bottom halves to the peasants.