so.. im 26...

suburbanbather · Post by **suburbanbather** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:07 pm

Happy Birthday

I'll be 26 April 2. Age is only a #

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:34 am

nebulae wrote:Janet only enters the picture on evenings after I've been to the local gay cabaret, and I'm in the mood for a more...shall we say...MANish...woman.

haha ha you are truly a freak of nature

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:37 am

suburbanbather wrote:Happy Birthday I'll be 26 April 2. Age is only a #

thing that freaks me out is you guys were born in the 80s!

even weirder was yesterday I was walking around and seeing these teenagers almost adults and thinking they were born in the 90s!

people my age could in theory marry one of them yet they were still in nappies when we were shagging our first girlfriends

conny · Post by **conny** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:40 am

longjohns wrote:conny!!! No way you're 49!

39 maaaybe but more like 35.

Hehe.
Thanks.
I'm one of those slow maturing creatures.
But you are far more looooong!

// C

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:58 am

conny wrote:
longjohns wrote:conny!!! No way you're 49!

39 maaaybe but more like 35.
Hehe.
Thanks.
I'm one of those slow maturing creatures.

Like sherry-soaked Stilton.

conny wrote: But you are far more looooong!

// C

I... hope...you mean... "tall".
And yes, you're not a day over 36 - you simply can't be !

Beatworld · Post by **Beatworld** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:04 am

Nothing wrong with 49 !

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:44 am

Nothing wrong, but I'm telling you if Conny's 49 then he needs to bottle that shit and sell it to rich women

mercyplease · Post by **mercyplease** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:53 am

sweetjesus wrote:sigh

older

and stil a virgin.
trust me jesus all you do is rub it for a minute looking at a hot bird and put it in her thingy its called a vagina you can find photos on the internet to see what it looks like dont confuse it with a mans arse they are not the same although the arse is much tighter.

conny · Post by **conny** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:00 am

longjohns wrote:Nothing wrong, but I'm telling you if Conny's 49 then he needs to bottle that shit and sell it to rich women

Good idea!

// C

conny · Post by **conny** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:08 am

Machinate wrote: Like sherry-soaked Stilton.

Oh, oh... I'm almost wetting myself!

Well, being among you youngsters keeps me fit and tasty I guess.
Remember though: No soap in the face and keep on not knowing who and what for you exist, just use Live.

// C

PeReYrA · Post by **PeReYrA** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:42 am

Feliz Cumpleaños (it means Happy Birthday)

Relax...

Sales Dude McBoob · Post by **Sales Dude McBoob** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:33 pm

PeReYrA wrote:Feliz Cumpleaños (it means Happy Birthday)

Relax...

Relax, don't do it, when ya want ta sucka two it.

Sorry.

M. Bréqs · Post by **M. Bréqs** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:00 pm

...I missed this one before. Happy birthday!

so.. im 26...

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