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Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:46 pm

Anubis wrote:
Cryptic UK wrote:When I was in L.A I cleaned her pool when I was working for my Dad.
So you're the father then.

"I've. come. to. clean. the. swimming. pool."

bow-ba-chik a-bow-bow ba-chik. . .

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:25 am

Pitch Black wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Cryptic UK wrote:When I was in L.A I cleaned her pool when I was working for my Dad.
So you're the father then.
"I've. come. to. clean. the. swimming. pool."

bow-ba-chik a-bow-bow ba-chik. . .

Now it's Zsa Zsa Gabore's husband. Sheesh. Only in America.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:31 am

Pitch Black wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Cryptic UK wrote:When I was in L.A I cleaned her pool when I was working for my Dad.
So you're the father then.
"I've. come. to. clean. the. swimming. pool."

bow-ba-chik a-bow-bow ba-chik. . .

"I carry a lot of tension in my breasts."

glu · Post by **glu** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:14 am

wow. CNN still has coverage on their main site, right now as the landing page top story! There can't be anything more important in the world, right?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:36 am

glu wrote:wow. CNN still has coverage on their main site, right now as the landing page top story! There can't be anything more important in the world, right?

That's why I get all my news from Comedy Central and ableton.com/forum.

glu · Post by **glu** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:51 am

steve colbert/ jon stewart most trusted news!

simpleton · Post by **simpleton** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:02 am

glu wrote:wow. CNN still has coverage on their main site, right now as the landing page top story! There can't be anything more important in the world, right?

Don't you find it refreshing that the focus has momentarily turned from bombs to bombshell? I do. She was a hawt, glamorous babe. I wish I could've cleaned her pool.

glu · Post by **glu** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:50 am

simpleton wrote: Don't you find it refreshing that the focus has momentarily turned from bombs to bombshell? (

not really, i do not find it the least bit refreshing.

M. Bréqs · Post by **M. Bréqs** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:36 pm

djsynchro wrote:Since the Ableton Live forum seems to be about everything BUT Ableton Live, here is a naked picture
http://www.jutarnji.hr/EPHResources/Ima ... ole-vo.jpg

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:42 pm

I dunno man, I can't stand dumb, shallow people, smart women turn me on. I don't know if I could stand sitting through a meal with her. Even if a girl would flirt with me (I'm married now, this is back in the day) and she was dumb, or Republican I'd lose interest right then and there.

Good riddance (apologies to the bleeding hearts). If you want to feel bad for people who have died, read up on all the soldiers who die in Iraq every day, not to mention their families. Those are lives worth celebrating.

fishermusic · Post by **fishermusic** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:54 pm

Tone Deft wrote:I dunno man, I can't stand dumb, shallow people, smart women turn me on. I don't know if I could stand sitting through a meal with her. Even if a girl would flirt with me (I'm married now, this is back in the day) and she was dumb, or Republican I'd lose interest right then and there.

Good riddance (apologies to the bleeding hearts). If you want to feel bad for people who have died, read up on all the soldiers who die in Iraq every day, not to mention their families. Those are lives worth celebrating.

Extremely well put and I agree with you one hundred percent.

M. Bréqs · Post by **M. Bréqs** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:31 pm

Tone Deft wrote: Even if a girl would flirt with me (I'm married now, this is back in the day) and she was...Republican I'd lose interest right then and there.

Fair 'nuff. More right wing broads for dudes like me!

As far as ANS goes, she was hot at various points in her career. I'll give her one thing, she was the first modern "plus size" supermodel, and I think that whether she deserves accolades or not, she was ahead of the "curve" so to speak, in combatting unhealthy female body image in fashion / pop culture.

Sure she was a bimbo (married a billionaire 63 years her senior!!!) but she did accomplish some good on the planet before she left.

dango · Post by **dango** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:40 pm

M. Bréqs wrote:
Sure she was a bimbo (married a billionaire 63 years her senior!!!) but she did accomplish some good on the planet before she left.

like what?

just curious. i did not pay that much attention to her life

M. Bréqs · Post by **M. Bréqs** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:57 am

dango wrote:
M. Bréqs wrote:
Sure she was a bimbo (married a billionaire 63 years her senior!!!) but she did accomplish some good on the planet before she left.
like what?

just curious. i did not pay that much attention to her life

I'll restate it:

M. Bréqs wrote: she was the first modern "plus size" supermodel, and I think that whether she deserves accolades or not, she was ahead of the "curve" so to speak, in combatting unhealthy female body image in fashion / pop culture.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:19 am

Getting nekkid for money is not noteworthy. Paypal me $5 and I'll send you pics.

<shudder> Send it to [email protected]

The guy she married was 89, more than 2 decades older than previously stated.

High school drop out, married at 17, divorced shortly after, posed in playboy, married an 89 year old man for money, sued her son in law for the money, appeared in some movies, got fat, got naked again, popped major pills, got skinny, died.