Should I Shave My Testicles?

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:43 pm

Hello again,

Tommy Bruise wrote:no. someone else should shave your testis

I wish I had thought of that option.

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:I'm sorry this forum isn't serious enough for you, Mr. Astral Fridge Magnet.

I'm not really complaining, just making an interesting observation. These kinds of threads definitely attract more attention. Makes you wonder why.

Rogue Scrunt wrote:
you can't tell someone what monitors to buy.

u have to go to a store and hear them.

Well, if you read my original thread, you would have noticed that I said I realise you need to audition monitors before you buy. I also explained that is not possible as the music shops in my area or even far from my area don't stock the ones I am interested in. So I was hoping to get feedback from people who may already own them or have heard them. I plan on buying them via mail order. Maybe that was too complicated for you to grasp. Anyway, my thread certainly got your reaction. Makes you think, hey?

Rogue Scrunt wrote:
what monitors should i get? is not a serious tech question. It is a juvenile, ill though out question.

Now, kindly take a shit and fall backwards into it.

I see you forgot to take your chill pill today.

mikemc wrote:$0.02 also, technically, you would be shaving your scrotum. Shaving your testicles would mean removing them from the scrotum and giving them the once over with the Norelco, which I think would be quite unpleasant.

OOOH yes. So true, so true.

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:
On a less serious note, I'm curious about your log-in name, Mag. How did it all come about? One suspects you were on LSD, staring at a magnet on your icebox, entranced by its other-worldy-ness. Yeah?

Not quite. It came about While I was contemplating whether dolphins are more intelligent than humans. Just then my budgie had a shit and interestingly a few pages of Mein Kampf were lining the bottom of the cage. Now how can I incorporate hot leso action, breakfast cereal, mangoes and bananas?

ethios4 wrote:and whats the advantage of a slick sack?

Good question.

mike holiday wrote:there is no option for waxing your testicles as opposed to shaving them

Waxing wasn't included as that I imagine would be too painful.

Aaah, the mysterious workings of the Ableton forum.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:01 am

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:10 am

I can't believe that the magnet responded to everyone but me.

dango · Post by **dango** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:56 am

shave em for sure.

do you like to munch a furry cooter? of course not, and girls don't like sucking furry balls either. oh sorry, not pc, girls and guys don't like sucking furry balls.

shave em, carefully though, it's no fun seeing blood oozing from that region, even if it is just a little razor cut.

dango · Post by **dango** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:57 am

Tone Deft wrote:

damn tone! i bet that was just your left nut too.

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:04 pm

nebulae wrote:I can't believe that the magnet responded to everyone but me.

Forgive my oversight. Just so that you don't feel left out, I will admit to laughing out loud when you responded with the following:

nebulae wrote:
mike holiday wrote:there is no option for waxing your testicles as opposed to shaving them
I'll quote the venerable Captain Jack Sparrow..."Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

Very funny!!!! ( oh shit,I've used an exclamation mark)

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:13 pm

ok, I feel better. Good magnet.

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:31 pm

Attention whores alarm

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:10 pm

mikemc wrote:$0.02 also, technically, you would be shaving your scrotum. Shaving your testicles would mean removing them from the scrotum and giving them the once over with the Norelco, which I think would be quite unpleasant.

That's why I Nair 'em

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:14 am

That's why I Nair 'em

Ouch! Great balls of fire!

I think this post is a mighty funny read.

Astral Fridge Magnet, you have a very interesting mind. Do you take acid everyday? Ozzy took it everyday for a year just to see what it would do. He ended up alright.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:28 am

Sibanger wrote:
That's why I Nair 'em
Ouch! Great balls of fire!

I was trying to find something funny in response to this, so I did a search for "red balls". To my dismay, I went through a couple of pages of images that didn't really do much in the humor department. And then suddenly, the coup de grace...

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:40 am

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:42 am

Fucking weird stalactites

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:01 am

Tone Deft wrote:

How did you find a picture of my wife? And more importantly, why is she smiling gleefully at my "condition"?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:24 am

nebulae wrote:How did you find a picture of my wife? And more importantly, why is she smiling gleefully at my "condition"?

I can't make any jokes about your wife, she didn't know she was marrying a lawyer when she met you, poor woman, she has my respect.

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