*YAWN*

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:14 am

Three pages of yawns and vomiting - neb, I think you've just set the new standards, the bar's been raised. Or maybe lowered.

Edit: make that four pages.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:19 am

nebulae wrote:Oh, I'd say that Jack Nicholson Witches of Eastwick barf scene was pretty damn good..

YES!!

I want to ask you something. You all go to church.
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman?
No shit! I really want to know.
Or do you think it was one of His minor mistakes?
Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods!
Do you think women are like that?
What's the matter?
You don't think God makes mistakes?
Of course He does.
We all make mistakes.
Of course, we make mistakes, they call it evil.
When God makes mistakes, they call it...nature.
So what do you think?
Women...are mistake?
Or did He do it to us on purpose?!
I really want to know!
If it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it!
Find a cure!
Invent a vaccine.
Build up our immune systems.
Get a little exercise.
Twenty push-ups a day...
...and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again!

Pukiest thread ever.

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:19 am

Best dismemberment and gore scene ever - also MP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmcrreUVBeo

Say, anyone fancy a spot of tennis? Sam Pekinpah FTW!

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:20 am

Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:28 am

Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

WOW!!

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:37 am

Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

The acid-heads will be up all night watching that one.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:37 am

Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

Hey, I got 4 quality pages (and counting) outta my yawning hippo...

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:41 am

NorthernMonkey wrote:
Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
The acid-heads will be up all night watching that one.

yeah, and they'll keep forgetting where it started, so they'll be like "wooooaah, the Forever-painting!"

Jan Holm · Post by **Jan Holm** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:42 am

nebulae wrote:
peeddrroo wrote:
where does the penis go?

Aim for "luette" and you'll be just fine

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:43 am

Tone Deft wrote:
Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
WOW!!

Ooops...it was just a flash animation....I already thought the joint is getting effective again

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:44 am

nebulae wrote:
peeddrroo wrote:
where does the penis go?

In the butt, you mofo

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:59 am

Shoma wrote:
nebulae wrote:
peeddrroo wrote:
where does the penis go?
In the butt, you mofo

God bless this forum.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:01 am

NorthernMonkey wrote:
Shoma wrote:
nebulae wrote: where does the penis go?
In the butt, you mofo
God bless this forum.

...in the butt.

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:06 am

NorthernMonkey wrote:
Pitch Black wrote:Right. something to redeem this sorry thread...

(give it a few moments to load)

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
The acid-heads will be up all night watching that one.

Who Are the Brain Police goes GREAT with this one - although if you're tripping it might get ugly... really quickly..

/What would you do if the people you knew / were the plastic that melted and the chromium too?/