OT- what was the worst invention of our time?

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Post by gort » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:01 pm

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hi-q hits and handclaps not holywars and hand grenades

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Post by halfadder » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:02 pm

capitalism. crack.

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Post by gort » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:07 pm

haliberton.. yeah, capitalism, war corporatism, guns, drugs .. these are obvious and depressing.. i'm already depressed. it's monday!

gimme some funny ones!
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Post by Tone Deft » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:23 pm

gort - what about all those straight piped fucking motorcycles that rip through SF setting off car alarms. I hate those guys, when they pass I stick out my thumb pointed down. Stupid rich men with small penises, I wish the city would confiscate those things.
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Post by gort » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:25 pm

YES tone.. agreed.
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Post by kramerica » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:37 pm

Socialism.
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Post by gort » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:42 pm

this stupid thing...

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im leavin if you pull one of these out at a show and i'm there. seriously.
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Post by sparklepuff » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:47 pm

gort wrote:this stupid thing...

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im leavin if you pull one of these out at a show and i'm there. seriously.
wtf is that? It looks like some crazy ass analog rectal thermometer. I'm sure some DJ's could find a use for that at a show.
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Post by sparklepuff » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:55 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
Plastic surgery.
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Post by hoffman2k » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:57 pm

sparklepuff wrote:
gort wrote:this stupid thing...

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im leavin if you pull one of these out at a show and i'm there. seriously.
wtf is that? It looks like some crazy ass analog rectal thermometer. I'm sure some DJ's could find a use for that at a show.
I wonder if years of scratching my balls would yield any beneficial experience toward operating that thing.

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Post by gort » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:14 pm

its that Vestax thing that they're chargin $5000 or somethin crazy for.

i mean, dont get me wrong.. im all for innovation. but damn. that thing screams phallucy. is vestax trying to make DJs look like turds on stage?
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Post by rbmonosylabik » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:41 pm

cell phones

in fact, I hate Graham Bell for inventing the phone
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Post by nathannn » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:51 pm

not really an invention but a product .. NI's Kore

but cell phones have to be the worst.. then blue tooth head sets
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Post by 3dot... » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:52 pm

Smart assed know-it-alls...
f u !!!!

The worst thing ever invented is the concept CIVILIZATION !!!

Soon enough you'll all answer to the great bunny-rabbit in the sky!!!!
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Post by 3dot... » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:54 pm

... oh, and pro-tools LE !!!
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