2: Open up synth1 and choose preset 58: trombone
3: Play a few chords with it. Sounds pretty crappy, doesn't it?
4: Add some reverb of your choice, or put this [CLICK] on a return channel and crank Synth1's send to about -17 or so.
5: Play some chords now. Neat ;D
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Feel free to add some more points of your own, or other tricks. It would be most appreciated