noobs are ruining this board

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:15 am

udp wrote:
aisling wrote:
the_planet wrote: Welcome all new members! Feel free to ask about anything,
how long does it take to defrost a 16lb turkey?
If you can fit that bitch in the microwave you can do it in about an hour!!!! My mum does a 16 lber in about 5 hrs. from frozen to done in a convection oven. Maybe that's the way to go.

I am apprehensive about the micro wave's denaturing the nucleic and amino acids, I like my turkey organic and hand made by Tibetan monks, when possible

Pantytec · Post by **Pantytec** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:36 am

yes, 44 replies later and i get nothin but biggy sized aligator tears and monster hating from you fags. yes! a couple of you i was surprised on how easy you jumped on the bandwagon, such as Tone, etc. but that's cool,. he needs a life anyways. 798 posts a day and treating this like it's a lifestyle sure doesn't get my respect.

no big loss.

doesn't matter, i got what i needed off this board. lots of info and i also asked some good questions from time to time, in which probably someone else benefited off of it in someway.

this thread made my night!!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:49 am

Pantytec wrote:798 posts a day and treating this like it's a lifestyle sure doesn't get my respect.

no big loss.

+1

Pantytec · Post by **Pantytec** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:54 am

plus nothin bro. this ain't real life. it's ascii characters on a screen with people who could pass each other on the street and not know who the fuck each other is. you gotta take shit on the net lightly. the shit i say could be just the result of a sugar high from eating too many pop tarts because they had a sale on them at family dollar.

i get a bit obnoxious sometimes. who knows what's going through my head from moment to moment!

don't listen to a word i write or say. i'm the student, and you guys are my mentors. i got started with software really really late. so take what i say with a grain of salt. i just like stirring up the pot every once a while!

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:06 am

It's not ASCII, it's Unicode, you massive spazz newb.

Joined March 2007 and he thinks he's got something say, pah.

LOFA · Post by **LOFA** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:17 am

Hi. This forum rocks even when it's lacking content it's when I'm too broke and busy to BS or ogle updates.

Pantytec · Post by **Pantytec** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:19 am

...

It's not ASCII, it's Unicode, you massive spazz newb.

you need a life too, appearantly, you big nerd. i don't give a shit what the hell kinda code it is.

man sure is a lot of guys with a lot of sand in their vaginas around here these days...

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:24 am

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dango · Post by **dango** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:33 am

Tone Deft wrote:

hahahahha, is that your bunny tone? you gots the bunny with a pancake on its head picture and the same bunny with a bunny on its head picture. only a man with a bunny could have such a goofy bunny archive.

jamester · Post by **jamester** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:40 am

Finally, heat up a big ass pot of peanut oil to 350 degrees (use your thermometer), and drop the turkey in.

Fried turkey is the shit, but pleeeze do be careful with this step!

I highly recommend:

1) Fry outside!
2) Do a "dry run" with the turkey and water to make sure you don't use too much oil; 350F oil overflowing from displacement onto an open flame is not a good thing!
3) Make sure there are no ice particles on the turkey; the back of a fridge can get cold enough to freeze, and the turkey will likely span the depth of the fridge.
4) Don't stand "all up ons" the fryer when lowering it in, for the two above reasons (which add up to the first point). You don't want to get splashed in the face with sizzling oil from ice on the turkey you didn't know was there...or worse!

Do enjoy the awesomness of fried turkey; don't burn your house down or end up in the burn ward of the hospital from attempting it.

jamester · Post by **jamester** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:44 am

dango wrote: hahahahha, is that your bunny tone? ...only a man with a bunny could have such a goofy bunny archive

Or a man with access to the intranets...and/or Photoshop!

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:48 am

Pantytec wrote:...

It's not ASCII, it's Unicode, you massive spazz newb.
you need a life too, appearantly, you big nerd. i don't give a shit what the hell kinda code it is.

man sure is a lot of guys with a lot of sand in their vaginas around here these days...

Guys don't have vaginas, you twat. Get a brain!

Pantytec · Post by **Pantytec** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:51 am

oh but you do.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:04 am

If you can, please explain why you are not a noob.

Silverfish · Post by **Silverfish** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:55 am

Isn't this the part where the Live (insert version number here) Messiah Announcement steps in? Then we go back to having relevant topics, like bitching about not having a slicer.