The Worlds Only Thread About Live 2 & Christopher Walken

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:02 pm

Christopher Walken is so cool!

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70344

So is Live version 2!

sorry, had to be done...

Poor impulse control today.

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back to the beats... you win CW or should I say...

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:09 pm

excellent:L

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:38 am

Dude - this has totally been done before.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:10 am

sorry, my bad.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:55 am

I'm really torn here. I liked the sea horse post but at the same time I could watch a 3 hour movie of nothing but Christopher Walken sitting in a chair talking about nothing in particular and think it was the greatest movie ever made.

That reminds me. He had a great article on The Onion a few years ago talking about hot dogs. I can't seem to find it though.

dango · Post by **dango** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:56 am

how about live 2 > pancakes > and rabbits

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:47 am

dango wrote:how about live 2 > pancakes > and rabbits

the cruel human laughs at my impotence again

soon our time will come. Soon we will claim our rightful place at the top and THEY will know pancakes on the head.

substance_g · Post by **substance_g** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:33 am

beats me wrote:That reminds me. He had a great article on The Onion a few years ago talking about hot dogs. I can't seem to find it though.

Hot Dogs

An Essay by Christopher Walken

Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog.

Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me. There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time.

Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime.

Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious. I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting.

This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.

When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.

I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.

From his column in The Onion, 'Walken in LA'.

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:35 am

that convinces me that this guy posting here really is Walken

greetings mr Walken

Christopher Walken · Post by **Christopher Walken** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:41 pm

Yes, I decided to put acting (and drinking) on hold for a while while I pursue my DJ career with the amazing Live 2.
...But please... no more Deer Hunter jokes.

lesterdiamond · Post by **lesterdiamond** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUb02aZ91c

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:48 am

lesterdiamond wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUb02aZ91c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

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Broken Chip · Post by **Broken Chip** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:48 am

Simpsons did it!