Is Live 7 Compatible with Abundant Chest Hair?

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Post by nebulae » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:48 pm

Live 7 is definitely coming out this week. Hair's my evidence:

1. In the passed 3 versions, everytime there's an imminent new version, Robert starts posting. Why you ask? Clearly Gerhard has been driving Robert apeshit crazy, and he needs some release.

2. But even more importantly, Robert has just privately sent me this:

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Normally, I would keep it to myself, but given that Ableton has in fact been doing secret tests with shaving their logos onto chest hair and how that affects Live7 performance, I had no choice but to leak every follicle of information to this thread.

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Post by blaugruen7 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:58 pm

i seriously hope that the couch comes with it!

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Post by nebulae » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:49 pm

Oh dear god...I knew there was something fishy...something disturbingly recognizable underneath all that hair...

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Post by forge » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:08 pm

Nice try
nebulae wrote:Oh dear god...I knew there was something fishy...something disturbingly recognizable underneath all that hair...

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Post by nebulae » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:13 pm

I'm bristling with laughter

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Post by nebulae » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:21 pm

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Post by forge » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:31 pm

that just looks normal to me

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Post by polyslax » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:59 pm

Herr Neb, you've out-done yourself.

Let me assure you, Live 7 sits head and shoulders above the rest.

I wish I could give you the highlights...
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Post by LOFA » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:03 pm

Robert Henke wrote:
LOFA wrote:
pixelbox wrote:You guys have used every pun imaginable...this topic is totally blown dry.
Now that it's blown dry, perhaps ableton will share with us some of their new product
Nope. We believe this thread is not dead yet. We *know* you. If it becomes more than seven pages we might consider leaking some L6.09 - L10 info, but c'mon folks, four pages is really nothing for such a topic. Try harder !
Oh. This hair really tossles my lockes. I suppose it would only be natural to go with out any "product". Of course you realize my first post was a pun, don't you Robert? We don't need to have any split-ends. Perhaps my style came across too dry. I suppose I'll try and relax it a little bit. :wink:

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Post by pixelbox » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:26 pm

Live 7 is going to be Head and Shoulders above the rest...Naira mention to the chest!
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Post by cosmosuave » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:26 pm

I'm hairing that Live 7 is coming out with a comb filter...
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Post by funky shit » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:49 pm

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Post by funky shit » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:49 pm

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Post by LOFA » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:06 pm

New along with live 7, finish off your cuts with our optional new "product"

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Post by pulsoc » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:08 pm

LOFA wrote:New along with live 7, finish off your cuts with our optional new "product"


Hey Rip Van Winkle, the 'product' joke has been used like 10 times already.

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