DIY Controller

EvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvil** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:22 pm

not quite. what you are looking at is the prototype cowbell vst we are working on. it has very realistic feel and come complete with the cowbell hardware controller as you see in the picture.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:42 pm

Evil,

can I use this cowbell Lemur to make a (FULL) mix disc (CD crested / created using Abletons warp feature) for a girl who is (NOT) my girlfriend?

I love you

Adonis

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:57 pm

djadonis206 wrote: for a girl who is (NOT) my girlfriend?
Adonis

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:57 pm

For my lemur album (which will be submitted to you first, of course) I will put THE KNIFE album minus 14 songs on the album

then a remix of justin Timberlake

thank you for at least considering me your friend on myspace (even though you don't have a myspace page...edited because I needed 1.3 minutes after Pulsocs posted documentary on beauty

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:58 pm

pulsoc wrote:
djadonis206 wrote: for a girl who is (NOT) my girlfriend?
Adonis

Drools...

wow

Robert Henke · Post by **Robert Henke** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:40 pm

Folks, may i remind you that this is a *music software related forum* ?! Those young ladies do not look like a Lemur or a cowbell AT ALL !!!!

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Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:47 pm

Robert Henke wrote:Folks, may i remind you that this is a *music software related forum* ?! Those young ladies do not look like a Lemur or a cowbell AT ALL !!!!

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same photo shoot, different angles. notice how Nicole Richie's feet gently grasp Paris' arm? definitely a lemur. when you strike Paris' head just right you get that characteristic cowbell sound, maybe more like a wood block but certainly musical.

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:05 am

Robert Henke wrote:@ forge:

This is not entirely correct. The bass spin is relative to earth rotation, so the antipodian perspective will not be seen ( or better : heard ) on the other side of the world.

A simple experiment will show you that behaviour: right now I am emitting a HUGE sine wave from Berlin Kreuzberg. It will hit Brisbone in approximately six hours. Now record this sine wave in Live and compare with the biggest sinewave you can create.
In theory, if you turn phase invert on ( with he Utility) you should be able to cancel out my sinewave completely.

But: you will realise that it will not work, sorry.

xxx

damn.

slept through it.

this is the problem with international bass. It is so hard to sync it up that most people dont bother

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:09 am

Tone Deft wrote:
Robert Henke wrote:Folks, may i remind you that this is a *music software related forum* ?! Those young ladies do not look like a Lemur or a cowbell AT ALL !!!!

moderatorizer

same photo shoot, different angles. notice how Nicole Richie's feet gently grasp Paris' arm? definitely a lemur. when you strike Paris' head just right you get that characteristic cowbell sound, maybe more like a wood block but certainly musical.

and TD comes up trump with a photo of paris hilton and lemur in THE SAME SHOT

or is that the new paris vst with lifelike controller?

EvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvil** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:20 am

back to the topic at hand.

we are having faculty board meetings all day and the decision is to transform the mutant controls in to something simpler. this will include some sine wave generation utilities designed by henke and forge and some celebrity spray-on tan. See the initial drawing below of the EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil Lemurcontrol mutant sinewave black key trance monster rev 2

friend_kami · Post by **friend_kami** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:15 am

wow. now theres a controller for you.
so, when i can i buy one?

no wait.. two?

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:19 am

friend_kami wrote:wow. now theres a controller for you.
so, when i can i buy one?

no wait.. two?

try m-audio

search for "cellar-e"

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:56 am

Can we get Paris to endorse the Lemur as suggested above, please

I will personally go to her mansion and deliver the lemur of love - oppps,

that slipped, but yes, the lemur so POWERFULLY disguised as a Cellar-E midi map controller

Evils Prowess is massive!

Lemur and Paris forever

Adonis

johnpitcairn · Post by **johnpitcairn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:37 pm

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil wrote:now, HOW MUCH BASS?

11 bass.

Here in NZ bass are called hapuka or groper, and live in the sea. In most parts of the world it is considered very dangerous to add bass to controllers because of the water, but I read on a website you can do it in Madagascar because of the lemurs. If you give the lemurs enough bass, they will go into a trance.

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:09 am

johnpitcairn wrote: If you give the lemurs enough bass, they will go into a trance.

I sense we are closing in on a solution for the ultimate tarnce rack system.