Should I dress my studio up in clown colors?

EvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvil** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:53 am

Hello friends and nitebors,

everyone has been givinng the me the best advise lately. As many of you know EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil studios is one of the premier studios on this page of the forums. I needing massive change though for more productivity. So I wonder if I should dress my studio up in clown colors for more conducive music and effects processing in general.

What do you think?

Will the clown colors help facilitate trance music production with a better productivity factor? Will it be nightmarish instead.

I have a bag of all clown colors here and am ready to get to work. I just need to know if it's worth it or a risking a sacrifice.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:57 am

the dried skins of PLUR devotees sounds the warmest. they've already been tuned to resonate with all the classic trance kick drums and epic trance piano lines. clowns work, they just have to be the right clowns.

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:15 am

I'm not so sure

you might get sued by McDonalds for colour infringement

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:50 am

I'm going to come to your house and rip off your head with my bare hands. Then I'm going to gut you and paint the studio with your blood. Then I'm going to slice open your sigmoid colon and spackle the walls and ceiling with your shit.

djgroovy · Post by **djgroovy** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:50 am

You don't need to, there's enough clowning in there as it is.

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:04 am

Camouflage. Paint EVERYTHING camoflage. Even the white/black keys on your keyboard.

The rest of this post has been written in camouflage:

So you see, and I think I explained myself perfectly above, camouflage is the way forward.

I don't know about Tarnce - but camouflage makes great Breakbeat...

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:16 am

Patch wrote: I don't know about Tarnce - but camouflage makes great Breakbeat...

tarnce requires copius amounts of fluro

3dot... · Post by **3dot...** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:59 am

...The colors ... the pretty colors...

dru · Post by **dru** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:45 am

Ask Calvin Harris, he knows all about colours.

Robert Henke · Post by **Robert Henke** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:36 pm

forget about colors. colors are gay. better use strobes. big ones. 2kWatts or higher. A lot of them, firing 15Hz pulses. At least one per square meter. and take pills. use alkohol. don't eat. good luck

lesterdiamond · Post by **lesterdiamond** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:02 pm

Robert Henke wrote:forget about colors. colors are gay. better use strobes. big ones. 2kWatts or higher. A lot of them, firing 15Hz pulses. At least one per square meter. and take pills. use alkohol. don't eat. good luck

i would also add a fog machine and an abundance of air horns

if its possible turn the floor of the room into a giant bathtub/swimming pool type of structure and fill it with this:

Robert Henke · Post by **Robert Henke** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:23 pm

agreed. this will add a lot to the atmosphere.

talking about atmosphere: connecting the air condition outlet of the next burger grill to the air intake of the studio will also improve it.

I think we are on a good way here. That space will rock !!!

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:29 pm

Robert Henke wrote:agreed. this will add a lot to the atmosphere.

talking about atmosphere: connecting the air condition outlet of the next burger grill to the air intake of the studio will also improve it.

I think we are on a good way here. That space will rock !!!

mmmm burger grease

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:23 pm

Evil, I suggest trying out fuzzywuzzyoozit.

djgroovy · Post by **djgroovy** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:20 pm

And dont ever monitor your trance at less than 140db cause then it'll suck.