How the iphone killed my game

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:18 am

sparklepuff wrote:Oh man, I can't believe you're blaming the phone on this one. Whenever I pull my iPhone out, girls are all up on me "Oh, would you put my number in there, please, PLEASE??" and my favorite "That has internet? Want to see naked pictures of me on my website?"

Also make sure to keep a picture of your 9" weiner as your wallpaper.

I think you'r hangning out in different clubs to Beatsme

Mesmer · Post by **Mesmer** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:14 am

I've felt that kind of crunch before

good luck next time, bm.

kramerica · Post by **kramerica** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:18 am

forge wrote:
sparklepuff wrote:Oh man, I can't believe you're blaming the phone on this one. Whenever I pull my iPhone out, girls are all up on me "Oh, would you put my number in there, please, PLEASE??" and my favorite "That has internet? Want to see naked pictures of me on my website?"

Also make sure to keep a picture of your 9" weiner as your wallpaper.
I think you'r hangning out in different clubs to Beatsme

iPhone = puppy

Girls go crazy over them for some reason.

Michael-SW · Post by **Michael-SW** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:28 am

If you become too drunk, you could always write on the iPhone with a grease marker....

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:50 pm

Truth be known I probably wouldn't have called anyway. I have a sick fascination with getting phone numbers but an even sicker preoccupation with predicting how things will go horribly wrong down the road so why even bother starting.

teknobryan · Post by **teknobryan** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:21 pm

so the iPhone is a chick magnet??? whoa. If this is true it might put me over the edge to get one.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:43 pm

teknobryan wrote:so the iPhone is a chick magnet??? whoa. If this is true it might put me over the edge to get one.

I put the ultimate one together this weekend. I got a Pug, a Pomeranian, and a French Bulldog, and I have little Juicy Couture iPhone backpacks on all of them. I have to wear velcro pants now so the ladies can rip them off me faster.

Daurix · Post by **Daurix** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:20 pm

Tell me you still got the # ?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:30 pm

sparklepuff wrote:
teknobryan wrote:so the iPhone is a chick magnet??? whoa. If this is true it might put me over the edge to get one.
I put the ultimate one together this weekend. I got a Pug, a Pomeranian, and a French Bulldog, and I have little Juicy Couture iPhone backpacks on all of them. I have to wear velcro pants now so the ladies can rip them off me faster.

Did you try that with the hot women on the L train?

And no I didn't get the number. Picture it as a last minute impulse buy at a music store. You spend all that time checking out gear and get the feeling you shouldn't leave the store without buying something but are relieved when your credit card is declined because you really didn't need it anyway.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:36 pm

beats me wrote:
sparklepuff wrote:
teknobryan wrote:so the iPhone is a chick magnet??? whoa. If this is true it might put me over the edge to get one.
I put the ultimate one together this weekend. I got a Pug, a Pomeranian, and a French Bulldog, and I have little Juicy Couture iPhone backpacks on all of them. I have to wear velcro pants now so the ladies can rip them off me faster.
Did you try that with the hot women on the L train?

And no I didn't get the number. Picture it as a last minute impulse buy at a music store. You spend all that time checking out gear and get the feeling you shouldn't leave the store without buying something but are relieved when your credit card is declined because you really didn't need it anyway.

It's so effective I can't even make it all the way to the train, I just end up back at their place or making out in a booth at some hipster dive bar.

Hilarious analogy, by the way. It crosses over from being an analogy for me at the second half, because I really hate it when my credit card is declined when I am trying to pay for the women. Quite embarrassing, but I too feel relieved knowing I may have dodged another escort STD.

cavern · Post by **cavern** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:01 pm

beats me wrote:Truth be known I probably wouldn't have called anyway. I have a sick fascination with getting phone numbers but an even sicker preoccupation with predicting how things will go horribly wrong down the road so why even bother starting.

you wouldnt even drunk-dial her at 4am?

+ san jose is an evil place. the 45 minute drive to sf is worth it.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:16 pm

I already have a small stable of women that our entire relationship is based on drunk dialing. We never make plans or hangout. I'm thinking of hiring a drunk dialing administrative assistant to monitor time zones and keep me from dialing at inappropriate hours. It's always a very reasonable 9-10 PM somewhere on the globe.

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:49 pm

beats me wrote:Truth be known I probably wouldn't have called anyway. I have a sick fascination with getting phone numbers but an even sicker preoccupation with predicting how things will go horribly wrong down the road so why even bother starting.

I used to be like this, then one night at the student bar I got a little more pissed than usual* and just went up to this girl I'd seen around the canteen and liked the look&sound of, and I kissed her... we've lived together for over a year now and are thinking of getting a cat. True story.

So my advice: You see something you like, grab it.

*Actually, I think it was at the time a little less pissed than usual, but this would depend on your usual level of drunkenness.. mine involving lots of not standing..

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:02 pm

noisetonepause wrote:
beats me wrote:
I used to be like this, then one night at the student bar I got a little more pissed than usual* and just went up to this girl I'd seen around the canteen and liked the look&sound of, and I kissed her... we've lived together for over a year now and are thinking of getting a cat. True story.

Shh!,, don't any one tell him,, but i'm not really a girl.
And we called the cat snuggles.