Ableton - please make a trance music edition of Live

Christopher Walken · Post by **Christopher Walken** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:52 pm

I would really like to see a Christopher Walken Edition of Live. I think that this could best be done with a whole lotta MIDI tracks, a whole lotta cowbell tracks ready to fire off on the fly wherever the hell you want. It will also have wood (maple or oak?) paneling on the sides with my signature on every copy. It will also come with a small handgun for Russian Roulette (which will be included as a separate instrument)

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:03 pm

Christopher Walken wrote: It will also come with a small handgun for Russian Roulette (which will be included as a separate instrument)

Logic has a Howitzer AND cyanide capsules for half the price

m2a2m · Post by **m2a2m** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:24 pm

- Hyper
a simple MIDI effect that transposes melodies up by two semitons every 128 bars

hahah that made me laugh

Jonny B · Post by **Jonny B** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:45 pm

Robert Henke wrote:Live 7 Tarnce suite will offer:

- Snarolizer
a stunning audio plug-in that creates snare rolls of infinite length out of any input signal. Choose between seven hundred types of rolls in an animated 4D matrix.

- Hyper
a simple MIDI effect that transposes melodies up by two semitons every 128 bars

- Mesaage
a collection of over 1000 sound recordings of scientists, saying phrases like "..planets from outer space....", of female voices saying: "i see stars everywhere....", allready mapped to keys of Simpler

- Bassdrum
an instrument with no parameter. Plays back the ultimate Tarnce bassdrum at zero dB ever quarter note.

- Inspiration
a carefull choosen collection of over 1000.000.000 loops. Printed manual contains 10ml LSD.

- Mood
a modification of Live that slowly rotates the colors of the interface.

- Liquid
creates the impression of a liquid Live surface. Lauching a Clip creates stunning visual warps of the interface.

Retail will be 9,99.-

amazing lol

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:08 pm

Robert Henke wrote:Live 7 Tarnce suite will offer:

- Snarolizer
a stunning audio plug-in that creates snare rolls of infinite length out of any input signal. Choose between seven hundred types of rolls in an animated 4D matrix.

I personally cannot wait for this. LOOK OUT TIESTO!!

Please let it automatically switch from 8ths to 16ths to 32nds every 16 bars!!

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:10 pm

anyone know how to replicate the BT woosh?

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:19 pm

Sample and nano-correct the sound of a really expensive bottle of hairspray, then process that through Kyma, reverse it, and then spend 3 months tweaking the sample-accurate placement and phase in relation to the rest of the mix.

-or-

Reverse the long reverb on a snare hit/crash.

squareve · Post by **squareve** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:19 pm

Has anyone bothered to say "why don't you just make a template?"

corygilbert · Post by **corygilbert** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:38 am

robert, I actually like the "mood" idea, would be cool to have a non static GUi to "influence" working. Might also influence one to not pay so much goddamn attention to watching and more to listening.
I like it,
call it the "mooderator"
we'll be looking for presets from the Trackteam guys soon.

icedsushi · Post by **icedsushi** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:46 am

Yeah, if the colors of all regions simultaneously changed slow enough that could be real trippy tarnce zone droning. No red bull or drugs needed!

m2a2m · Post by **m2a2m** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:42 am

oh but then when you add the red bull and drugs...