A BIG question to all of you UK people!! (immigration n00b)

[suburbanbather]

For a little over $2000 you can get a 3 month student visa in the USA. If you can convince an American lady(assuming you are male) to marry you then you've got your self a green card. Not a reliable plan, but possible.

[4.33]

For a little over $2000 you can get a 3 month student visa in the USA. If you can convince an American lady(assuming you are male) to marry you then you've got your self a green card. Not a reliable plan, but possible.

yessir, i'm strongly considering it))) how long do you wait before the green card?

[TITBAG]

For a little over $2000 you can get a 3 month student visa in the USA. If you can convince an American lady(assuming you are male) to marry you then you've got your self a green card. Not a reliable plan, but possible.

this is as about as accurate as being able to renew your visa by a day stopover across a 'soft' border

do your homework before you make plans around bogus information such as this

[TITBAG]

when a friend of mine has returned from a gig this summer (goNorth) he showed me a tape of London, and i was like ''hey, was it some kind of national holiday, why all these people are smiling all the time?". he said, nope, they're always like that.

is this sarcasm? the south of england is the moodiest place on earth

and i couldn't believe that a policeman in London cannot stop your car just to check your documents, because this is human rights violation.. human rights what?!

yeah the friendly english bobby will chuckle and smile and say 'run along now young fella' knowing full well they have your immigrant ass on 83 different cctv cams and are waiting for you to get on the tube with a backpack

honestly dude in your eagerness to leave you are sounding incredibly naive

check the violent crime stats for london 2007

[TITBAG]

as for brighton, it would be perfect for many abletoners, seeing as it bends over and takes it from the 'sparkling and diverse' gay community, and openly supports 'recovering' junkies and alcoholics by giving them sessions in recording studios. also if you are polish then please come over and join us, the rest of your country is already here.

brighton USED to be closed in winter, since the mid 90's it's no longer the case. it is hands-down the single most overpopulated place i have ever seen, rammed to the brim with pretentious clueless artfag dickheads, more irritating than even haight or bedford ave, williamsburg. every home counties trust fund student wants to live the fatboy slim bohemian rhapsody and their parents send them on their way, mingling with the 900000000 EF students who also flock for the 'experience'.

6 weeks later after they have realised it is a ruined tacky gaudy ghetto run by the chavviest cunts you will ever find, having been kicked to fuck, robbed and happy slapped, they go and live on the outskirts of manchester, hoping for better days

please fucking stop coming here

[Benshik]

besides, 4.33, i think u largely exagerate the situation here.
U've got ur personal reasons for wanting to leave russia, fine, but please dont pretend there is a civil war here!!

+1
Totally agree

i never said there's a civil war
i said it's not a very healthy place to live

literally u didnt say that, but one might get that impression reading ur apocalyptic description of russia...

sounds like u suffer from the eldorado syndrom...
i encountered quite a bunch of ppl who once tried to find a "better life" in the oh so much better west. but when they found out that santa claus doesnt exist, they grew bitter and became more russian than russian and came back more "patriotic", xenophobic, chauvinistic and intolerant than ever.

so just relax man, coz london sucks as much as moscow!

[philipc]

stoke on trent is where its at!

Lived there for three years as a student, wouldn't exactly recommend it to be honest! Glasgow and Manchester get the thumbs up from me too. I'd go Glasgow to be honest.

[chris vine]

as for brighton, it would be perfect for many abletoners, seeing as it bends over and takes it from the 'sparkling and diverse' gay community, and openly supports 'recovering' junkies and alcoholics by giving them sessions in recording studios. also if you are polish then please come over and join us, the rest of your country is already here.

brighton USED to be closed in winter, since the mid 90's it's no longer the case. it is hands-down the single most overpopulated place i have ever seen, rammed to the brim with pretentious clueless artfag dickheads, more irritating than even haight or bedford ave, williamsburg. every home counties trust fund student wants to live the fatboy slim bohemian rhapsody and their parents send them on their way, mingling with the 900000000 EF students who also flock for the 'experience'.

6 weeks later after they have realised it is a ruined tacky gaudy ghetto run by the chavviest cunts you will ever find, having been kicked to fuck, robbed and happy slapped, they go and live on the outskirts of manchester, hoping for better days

please fucking stop coming here

I love this.

[4.33]

+1
Totally agree

i never said there's a civil war
i said it's not a very healthy place to live

literally u didnt say that, but one might get that impression reading ur apocalyptic description of russia...

sounds like u suffer from the eldorado syndrom...
i encountered quite a bunch of ppl who once tried to find a "better life" in the oh so much better west. but when they found out that santa claus doesnt exist, they grew bitter and became more russian than russian and came back more "patriotic", xenophobic, chauvinistic and intolerant than ever.

so just relax man, coz london sucks as much as moscow!

benshik, is that the reason why you're in montreal?


and titbag, thanks for your input
not that it changes anything
check the violent crime stats for moscow 2007

i'm not expecting any dolce vita

if i'm giving an apocalyptic impression of russia - fine
like i said - there. are. no. laws.

edit:
16 years back it all went upside down
since then it's going through crazy times again
i dont expect my country to care for its people, there's other prioities
and this is not likely to change in the nearby future

[Benshik]

today 3 people were shot in moscow in the city center in the light of the day, a car driver started shooting as they were standing on his drive...

sounds horrifying...

but you forgot to tell that the driver shot with an AIR PISTOL and that the guys are NOT CRITICALLY INJURED!!!!!!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2 ... 0/011.html

[forge]

today 3 people were shot in moscow in the city center in the light of the day, a car driver started shooting as they were standing on his drive...

sounds horrifying...

but you forgot to tell that the driver shot with an AIR PISTOL and that the guys are NOT CRITICALLY INJURED!!!!!!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2 ... 0/011.html

well yeah - you might not be so lucky in South London or Hackney or whatever

seriously, you want to escape all that, get your self to Australia - there's only 20 million people in a continent the size of the USA

[4.33]

today 3 people were shot in moscow in the city center in the light of the day, a car driver started shooting as they were standing on his drive...

sounds horrifying...

but you forgot to tell that the driver shot with an AIR PISTOL and that the guys are NOT CRITICALLY INJURED!!!!!!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2 ... 0/011.html

you'd wiped that fuckin grin off your face if that were you, your wife, your kids, your friends.


"Pedestrians dance a deadly waltz with cars in Moscow, and with drivers regularly ignoring pedestrians' right-of-way while crossing the street, the chances of being hit on a crosswalk often seem about the same as outside the stripes. Not only do drivers rarely stop for pedestrians, they often speed up to make sure that would-be crossers stay put.

Around 30,000 people were killed last year in the more than 200,000 traffic accidents in the country, with 6,000 people killed after being hit by cars, including about 500 children."

that's exactly what i'm talking about
that's everywhere
no respect
no laws
only fear

[suburbanbather]

For a little over $2000 you can get a 3 month student visa in the USA. If you can convince an American lady(assuming you are male) to marry you then you've got your self a green card. Not a reliable plan, but possible.

this is as about as accurate as being able to renew your visa by a day stopover across a 'soft' border

do your homework before you make plans around bogus information such as this

Jeeze Tits, I was just joking about the greencard part. But however, it is true that you can become a US citizen that way. It really does have to be legit though.

[TITBAG]

For a little over $2000 you can get a 3 month student visa in the USA. If you can convince an American lady(assuming you are male) to marry you then you've got your self a green card. Not a reliable plan, but possible.

this is as about as accurate as being able to renew your visa by a day stopover across a 'soft' border

do your homework before you make plans around bogus information such as this

Jeeze Tits, I was just joking about the greencard part. But however, it is true that you can become a US citizen that way. It really does have to be legit though.

my bad bro

[Tim Moore]

"Pedestrians dance a deadly waltz with cars in Moscow, and with drivers regularly ignoring pedestrians' right-of-way while crossing the street, the chances of being hit on a crosswalk often seem about the same as outside the stripes. Not only do drivers rarely stop for pedestrians, they often speed up to make sure that would-be crossers stay put.

Around 30,000 people were killed last year in the more than 200,000 traffic accidents in the country, with 6,000 people killed after being hit by cars, including about 500 children."

that's exactly what i'm talking about
that's everywhere
no respect
no laws
only fear

Is that all about traffic?