How do I make the Aphex Twins?

EvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvil** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:38 pm

I want to make the aphex twins in my studio. Has anyone done this before? If you have done it please tell me how to make it. Do I have to have two of them? Is it OK to make only one of the twins for starters and maybe moving on to the complete set after proving success of the first one?

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:00 am

dm_hawk · Post by **dm_hawk** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:15 am

ever the innovator...

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:20 am

i heard a tune there a while back.... it was real Aphex Twinny

corygilbert · Post by **corygilbert** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:40 am

you must first attach an aphex oral exciter to 2 H3000s.
At first it will seem like silence is the happening.
But do not fear, just keep increasing the oral excitement and tweak the harmonic content of the H3000.

But the best method is to download the H3000 presets from the Van Halen website.
I prefer the Michael Anthony "ou812" patch.
Instant AT.

jb61264 · Post by **jb61264** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:47 am

Contact these guys and write us back in 20 years when you have your twins

theque · Post by **theque** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:58 am

what are you planning on doing with the twins??????

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:29 am

why not rather do the elvis presley?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v98lYwW9Hk

EvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvil** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:09 pm

OK, I have made the silence now. And I have taken the Evil Presley website presets for Van's Halen. Still, the twins are not here. How can I do it now? Should I start drinking?

corygilbert · Post by **corygilbert** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:44 pm

All apologies, I assumed that you had a tank and a submarine.
The Twins will not come unless you provide the transportation.
1 if by land ie: the tank
2 if by sea ie: the sub

And yes you should drink copiously during the producing of twins,
but only Strongbow. Iechyd da!

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:12 pm

jb61264 wrote:Contact these guys and write us back in 20 years when you have your twins

are they really going to clone this guy?:

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:33 pm

jb61264 wrote:Contact these guys and write us back in 20 years when you have your twins

wow cool - I've started reading some if the links to the "Raelians" and I didnt realise Jesus' dad was and alien

that makes way more sense

except fro the crucifixion bit - not sure I'd let my son get crucified if I had a spaceship

jb61264 · Post by **jb61264** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:43 pm

forge wrote:
jb61264 wrote:Contact these guys and write us back in 20 years when you have your twins
wow cool - I've started reading some if the links to the "Raelians" and I didnt realise Jesus' dad was and alien

that makes way more sense

except fro the crucifixion bit - not sure I'd let my son get crucified if I had a spaceship

Damn...where have you been in the last 3 years....didn't know that Jesus' dad was an alien...you need to read the National Enquirer a little more my friend

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:51 pm

you can download the full ebook here: http://rael.org/download.php?list.2

quite a nice fantasy actually

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed."

I knew the Japanese came from another planet or the future or something!

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:55 pm

tossers