Will trade my girlfriend for Sampler

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:40 pm

I figured there might be some lonely guys on here and now at least one of you doesn't have to be lonely ever again! Or possibly several of you from my experience. I'm looking to unload my girlfriend in exchange for Sampler.

She's both hot and intelligent and she will be the first to tell you that. Here's just some of the things she is great at:

Bipolar reasoning

Blamestorming

Sharing herself with others

Microsoft Excel

Depression delegation

Multiple purse management

Sex deprivation

Microwave operations

Dirty looks

Bank account depletion

Excuse confirmation

Tantric crying

And so much more! Thanks for your interest and I can have her on your porch by noon.

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:45 pm

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:50 pm

I'll only pay for freight mail. Make sure you put food/water in the box, an create a few holes for air flow and toilet activities.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:54 pm

Does she come with her own shoes or do we have to supply her with an ample supply?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:55 pm

sparklepuff wrote:Does she come with her own shoes or do we have to supply her with an ample supply?

You're getting your gheyest shoe designs ready right now, aren't you?!?!?

R.J.Dubya · Post by **R.J.Dubya** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:05 pm

Throw in 90 bucks and you got a deal.

I'll even let you keep your girlfriend if you change your mind.

thelocalhost · Post by **thelocalhost** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:06 pm

beats me wrote: Thanks for your interest and I can have her on your porch by noon.

How much is shipping to 90265?

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:27 pm

Dude, whatever you do, DON'T break up with her, because if you do you will be alone FOREVER!

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:46 pm

for one how long have you two been together?
if its less than six months ditch her now while you are not yet mind fucked by her.
me and my girlfriend broke up about a month ago, from the begining i seen sighns of apsolute wierdness. i tried to break up with her so many times and every time she would come back with sobbing and would make me feel bad.
so i stayed with her even though i wasnt into it. then out of no where i fell in love with her ( i think this was after the 6 month point.). as soon as she seen she had me she started to treat me like a piece of shit. now i was the one trying to keep the relationship going. she would hang out with other guys sit on there laps all in front of me. i couldnt take anymore so i called her up and told her to come over. we got into a huge fight and now im missing her bad..
why am i missing her though. because i waited to long to end it. i should have ended it way the hell back so i would have never fell in love.
when she seen me at a week point she came in for the kill... and it kills.

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:49 pm

bottem line if you see early sighns of wierd shit get out!!!! dont listen to her crying.. its a mind game they play on guys.. only stick with a girl if you KNOW you love her and there is respect in the relationship.

blank · Post by **blank** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:48 am

Is it my girlfriend you are trying to trade ?

tantric crying is totally her

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:02 am

blank wrote:Is it my girlfriend you are trying to trade ?

+1

ohhhh you know it

blank · Post by **blank** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:08 am

forge wrote:
blank wrote:Is it my girlfriend you are trying to trade ?
+1

ohhhh you know it

+1 again cause the one before this one.

tantric crying problem too.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:54 am

Thanks for all your interest in my girlfriend, who, God willing, will soon be your girlfriend. To answer some of your questions....

Freight mail charges is just one of a plethora of expenses you will rack up for this little slice of heaven. As a bonus I am willing to pay for greyhound shipping anywhere within the continental US and Canada.

She comes with well over 100 shoes presets. Most of them aren't usable but she got them for the status. A good percentage are in mint condition inside an unopened box!

She may very well already be somebody else's girlfriend on here but I am not looking to exchange a girlfriend with another girlfriend. To be honest, I have never been happy with anything from the girlfriend line of products.

I'll gladly welcome a big heaping helping of loneliness.

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:07 am

beats me wrote: I'll gladly welcome a big heaping helping of loneliness.

I'm literally minutes or hours away from that. If she will answer her goddamned phone, it's over.
Drinks too damned much, and I don't touch the stuff, makes for many annoying nights arguing with a drunk person.

Can't say I'm looking forward to it, but her and booze are not a happy thing, and it's making her fat, and angry all the time.

Will trade my girlfriend for Sampler

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