Ableton 4 is obviously designed for gays, losers & wanke

Squigglefunk UK · Post by **Squigglefunk UK** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:51 am

but then of course, this forum is infested with those types so I'm rather certain it will be a smashing success here. hahahhaha! how could anyone take this toy seriously? geeeeeez, no thanks - I'll stick with Cubase and my other high-end tools.

jrathkopf · Post by **jrathkopf** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:57 am

i am noticing a disturbing trend. angry cubase users venting. i cant blame cubase for this, but i find it intersting...any theories as to what the connection may be?

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:13 am

jrathkopf wrote:i am noticing a disturbing trend. angry cubase users venting. i cant blame cubase for this, but i find it intersting...any theories as to what the connection may be?

Could be the result of bitterness at the money they've wasted... possibly combined with a conviction that the tools, not the craftsperson, make the art. Such naivete might be charming if it weren't so sadly misplaced. As it is, such an attitude probably hurts them far more than anyone else.

Interesting. The present specimen is remarkable for its ineptitude at trolling. Utterly without skill or finesse, too clumsy and comical to cause anger or disruption, rather infantile in its simplicity.

With such a harmless specimen to deal with, I don't suppose it's even worth the effort to put up the "Do Not Feed the Troll" signs, is it?

Meffy

muthafunka · Post by **muthafunka** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:22 am

The peurile subject line is offensive and beyond what is generally tolerated on most forums. Abelton, lock/delete this thread please and other forum users please do not dignify with any further response.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:34 am

Meffy wrote:
jrathkopf wrote:i am noticing a disturbing trend. angry cubase users venting. i cant blame cubase for this, but i find it intersting...any theories as to what the connection may be?
Could be the result of bitterness at the money they've wasted... possibly combined with a conviction that the tools, not the craftsperson, make the art. Such naivete might be charming if it weren't so sadly misplaced. As it is, such an attitude probably hurts them far more than anyone else.

Interesting. The present specimen is remarkable for its ineptitude at trolling. Utterly without skill or finesse, too clumsy and comical to cause anger or disruption, rather infantile in its simplicity.

With such a harmless specimen to deal with, I don't suppose it's even worth the effort to put up the "Do Not Feed the Troll" signs, is it?

Meffy

Hahah! My my my - the pretentious bitchy little grammar king makes his grand entrance, playing Dr. Phil all the while. "The present specimen"....now THAT'S RICH!! Oh, you're most definately gay.....no question about it. You most certainly have an affinity and propensity for the cornhole.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:36 am

muthafunka wrote:The peurile subject line is offensive and beyond what is generally tolerated on most forums. Abelton, lock/delete this thread please and other forum users please do not dignify with any further response.

Ahhhh, pipe down, slope head. Who asked you anyway?

montrealbreaks · Post by **montrealbreaks** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:51 am

Squigglefunk UK wrote:but then of course, this forum is infested with those types so I'm rather certain it will be a smashing success here. hahahhaha! how could anyone take this toy seriously? geeeeeez, no thanks - I'll stick with Cubase and my other high-end tools.

Funny, Protools users say the same things about Cubase; and the Cubase users get their panties in a knot each time it gets said too.

Sorry, I forgot I wasn't supposed to respond to this - it was just too tempting.

AdamJay · Post by **AdamJay** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:56 am

the best analogy i can give to this moron's thread is when George W. Bush brought up the Gay Marriage issue once he started losing the war in Iraq.

when you're losing a war... talk about homosexuality.

cubase is definitely getting killed in this battle.

muthafunka · Post by **muthafunka** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:59 am

Log in and step up to the mark babycakes. Then head over to the Cubase forum (when they can get it working) and check out the pages and pages of problems, bugs, crashes, complaints and the 'poofs' which make your chosen (and I will wager STOLEN) DAW of choice oh-sooooooo-professional.

Big slurpy kisses from your gay slopehead lover xxx

Jomdom · Post by **Jomdom** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:59 am

when you're losing a war... talk about homosexuality.

Priceless!!!

Thats just one of the best I've ever heard!

As for the thread, it's purely an attempt for some sorry sod (read: troll) to get some attention.

Squigglefunk UK · Post by **Squigglefunk UK** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:27 am

Check my homepage to see what I can do with Cubase (even though I'm a 'pro tool')

http://www.lgcma.com/lgcma-jeffstryker.htm
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zendari · Post by **zendari** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:52 am

I hope no one is taking this thread serious because this guy is really funny its the first real laugh I had all day. I was actually hoping people would get pist off and say some funny shit but maybe next time I know people get all in a huff and yell for monitors but hey its funny to me thats one of the things I love here. by the way thanks for the link squiggles can i call you sometime. he he he (insert school girl laugh)

Lucid · Post by **Lucid** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:24 am

I had alot of trouble trying to get Cubase to run and not screw up on a really clean XP PC, and program vs. program, I think Ableton is tremendously more fun and it works great for me, so ultimately I couldn't give a runny shite about your POV Squigglefuck. Open your mind and your ass will follow, biatch.

Lucid · Post by **Lucid** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:28 am

Oh, and btw, I'm classically trained too you schlocker

http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.a ... TEM=229374

claudek · Post by **claudek** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:06 am

The person who made this topic seems to obviously be very insecure about many issues..His music, his sexuality and fear of his own self identity in the World around him.
Maybe he should spend less time trying to make things more negative for him and focus more on the +. Also dome advice maybe.. Try not to mention so much the emaphasis on gay sexuality as this only tells others you are very insecure with your own sexual being...This just means you think about this allot and is on your mind 24/7 ..

Ido find it interesting through how you bundle these all together though- sex, music and people.

Also maybe try getting some help too..There are many alternatives to choose from these days..Great medicines and therapy groups in the UK.

We understand your grief and pain.

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