Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

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Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:15 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyfSx8xsDgE

Futher question: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

Final qestion: What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel? Does he invade Iraq for the last remaining barrels of crude hair gel left on earth?

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Post by beats me » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:19 pm

Funny you should mention that because there was a front page article in the LA times that said "BT and Imogen Heap have purchased all remaining vocoders that they may be importing to North Korea". Scary times.

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:22 pm

Do you have any idea what kind of hair a lovechild between BT and Imogen Heap would have? Shit, they'd have to birth the thing in North Korea just to hide it from satellite imaging.

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Post by beats me » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:28 pm

nebulae wrote:Do you have any idea what kind of hair a lovechild between BT and Imogen Heap would have? Shit, they'd have to birth the thing in North Korea just to hide it from satellite imaging.
I'm thinking something like this

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Post by sporkles » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:53 pm

What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.

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Post by threestringclarinet » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:15 pm

"Break my balls"

That's classic.

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:21 pm

I'm soooo sick of f-ing handbag house!!!!!! it's the smooth jazz of the electronic scene. still waiting for the Kenny G/Tiesto/Cher collaboration. my ears are bleeeeeedinnnnnnnng!!!


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Post by udp » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:21 pm

Wow! That is truly hideous.
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Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Post by ze2be » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:30 pm

nebulae wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyfSx8xsDgE

Futher question: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

Final qestion: What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel? Does he invade Iraq for the last remaining barrels of crude hair gel left on earth?
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Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Post by jb61264 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:31 pm

nebulae wrote: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel?
You're just mad because he is white, can keep a beat (even if it is only 4x4), and dude can pull just about any chick he wants....HATER! ;)

What do you have against hair gel anyway?
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Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:39 pm

jb61264 wrote:
nebulae wrote: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel?
You're just mad because he is white, can keep a beat (even if it is only 4x4), and dude can pull just about any chick he wants....HATER! ;)

What do you have against hair gel anyway?
Dude, I can't believe you just called me a hater? Why do you break my balls? Why? na na na-na na na? Why?

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:41 pm

beats me wrote: I'm thinking something like this

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Post by v00d00ppl » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:36 pm

sporkles wrote:What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.
i know it will start a flame war but +1
BT is a good producer, but as a vocalist lets not talk about it.
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Post by Moody » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:03 pm

Sucks!
Ableton’s engineers are hard
at work developing code that will allow our software to predict the future, but we don’t
anticipate having this available until at least the next major release.

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Post by aqua_tek » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:36 pm

v00d00ppl wrote:
sporkles wrote:What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.
i know it will start a flame war but +1
BT is a good producer, but as a vocalist lets not talk about it.
+2 on the producer part.

and i'll add that he should be prohibited from making or appearing on any more videos. Truly cringeworthy
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