Ableton T's for fat Americans!!!

loophead · Post by **loophead** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:32 pm

loose weight, put yourselves in the dryer a few cycles, wear small clothes maybe you'll shrink to fit, and if you do go for that double hander don't foget you glass of water !

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:54 pm

yeah, like the Tron suit that has been floating around the internet that some computer/movie nerd made for himself--too bad he had a big ol beer gut and a smashed ballsack...

rasputin · Post by **rasputin** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:05 pm

This is hilarious! Not just the Ableton T, but when Propellerheads offered the Reason T shirt I got one of those (which is a great design) but even the 'extra large' size wouldn't fit anyone larger than a 44 kilo weakling...so it sits on a shelf; maybe my 10 year nephew will enjoy it!

briggity · Post by **briggity** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:31 pm

At 6'2" and 210 Lbs. I'm neither svelte nor obese, but I've run into this problem again and again with Euro clothing...the NI XL T-shirt I got at NAMM a few years back was ludicrously small, and when I was on tour in Germany last year I tried to pick up a few T-Shirts at a department store to avoid doing laundry...I bought XXLs to be sure they would fit. They were like a US medium. Couldn't wear 'em. What I don't get is I know several German guys who tower over me, where do they do their shopping?

thetonewrecker · Post by **thetonewrecker** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:40 pm

I've bought all the versions of Live software and only have money left for some Ramen noodles. They should have some stationary bike pedals you have to run to keep the electricity going for your monitor..you don't pedal, you don't see.

Ableton T's for fat Americans!!!

I ain't no svelte thing either...