Buy Analog or upgrade penis size?

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:33 pm

if only

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:40 pm

I was all excited when I my girlfriend wanted Tension.....until I found out we weren't talking about the same thing.

leonardrock · Post by **leonardrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:51 pm

depends....

would penis size be downloaded or boxed?

how big of a box would the penis be shipped in?

should I buy Penis or Dildo From Hell?

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:54 pm

I understand its hard to get my penis in a box. Costs too much and the results are the same as manually programming it.

Unfortunately, the attack is slow, the sustain setting is very short, and the release leaves artifacts...

tricil · Post by **tricil** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:02 pm

no. Comment.

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:33 pm

kabuki wrote:
Unfortunately, the attack is slow, the sustain setting is very short, and the release leaves artifacts...

that nearly made me piss myself

pixelbox · Post by **pixelbox** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:36 pm

Step I: Cut a hole in the box.

Step II: Put ur junk in that box!

Step III: Make her open the box...

that's the way you do it.

t1mp · Post by **t1mp** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:35 pm

pixelbox wrote:Step I: Cut a hole in the box.

Step II: Put ur junk in that box!

Step III: Make her open the box...

that's the way you do it.

MY DICK IN A BOX...GIRRRLL

LiveUserX · Post by **LiveUserX** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:10 pm

Christmas, it's my dick in a box...

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:54 pm

Christmas comes but once a year

Buy Analog or upgrade penis size?

Buy Analog or upgrade penis size?

LOL...