Can Live make PRO music (like Daft Punk?) Pros only PLS!!!!!

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:22 am

I saw him wearing a trench at this wetball tournament. Lots of wet balls.

mosca · Post by **mosca** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:47 am

i used to work beside Sheena Easton's first husband

he was a very bitter man (she'd become famous and dumped him)

happy days!

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:06 am

mosca wrote:i used to work beside Sheena Easton's first husband

he was a very bitter man (she'd become famous and dumped him)

ok, but was he a PRO?

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:10 am

Yeah, don't forget that this is a PRO only thread.

Anywhoo, I'm off to do some parallel new york compression on my hi hat line after reducing it to 8 bit because I heard thats what pro's do to make their shit tight.

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:16 am

timothyallan wrote:Yeah, don't forget that this is a PRO only thread.

Anywhoo, I'm off to do some parallel new york compression on my hi hat line after reducing it to 8 bit because I heard thats what pro's do to make their shit tight.

I do not know if this is a joke or not. 99% of vst compressors do not even reach new york so to anyone that advised you to compress your hi hat down to there is very wrong. parallel new york compression is barely felt yet even heard by any human ear and is something that should be avoided on any record rock or techno.

(no offense Olga, i'm joking)

mosca · Post by **mosca** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:37 am

sorry, he was not a then nor is he now a PRO

*leaves thread*

beatpoet · Post by **beatpoet** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:03 am

suspended childhood wrote:

shes my friend on myspace.

Oh, you're that close,

what's she like in bed then ?

Timur · Post by **Timur** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:06 am

Erm, PRO what? I mean, you can be CONTRA anything and everything, but PRO?!

Timur · Post by **Timur** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:13 am

Actually that Sheena Easton is quite a funny and cool person as it seems:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMNzJuCf ... re=related

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:38 am

peeddrroo wrote:I do not know if this is a joke or not. 99% of vst compressors do not even reach new york so to anyone that advised you to compress your hi hat down to there is very wrong.

HAHAHAHAHA Look who's not a pro. if you WERE a pro, you'd know that's why they call it Parallel New York Compression... it doesn't HAVE go to new york! It goes to areas which are parallel to it! Please can some PRO's answer my question??

I've got to go mic a bass amp and run my vengeance drum loop thru it, record it with a dictaphone, then bring it back into my liquid mix vintage compressor and run it into a mackie VLZ send/return. I was told by a pro that this will def give my drums some body and a truly analogue feel.

Timur · Post by **Timur** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:43 am

No, you need to place your belly or buttock in between the amp and the mic to get some body on your recordings. Whatever PRO has given you the hint must be some skinny wannabe who doesn't even manage to kill more than one bag of chips per week. How is he gonna know the difference between digital and analog if he doesn't eat chips?

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:59 pm

Olga wrote:

I do not know if this is a joke or not.

Evidently.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:36 pm

With Strut, Sheena showed a more aggressive and assertive side while still maintaining a raw sex appeal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzgPot4XvAk

Sheena Easton. Strut. 9 -5 (Morning Train). And Sugar Walls. Goddess.

aniajudie · Post by **aniajudie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:48 pm

In Reason you can make a "pro" sound if you know how to engineer and program and work with sounds. I think almost all DAW can sound "Pro" from Fruity Loops - Logic to Live....
It is all up to you and your ears, these are just the tools to work by. Live alone is enough to make and bounce to cd and to the production line.

evon · Post by **evon** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:52 pm

Only Pro's could be witty and creative as you guys...I am realy enjoying this post...does this observation qualify me as a pro?