Can Live make PRO music (like Daft Punk?) Pros only PLS!!!!!

sporkles · Post by **sporkles** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:08 am

hambone1 wrote:
timothyallan wrote:
marc it zero wrote:
Wow. If there ever was a picture that was MADE for photoshopping shennanigans, that would be it.

'MY PENIS IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFADER!!!!"
Or in my boyfriend's braces...

Wow - a gay joke. How creative. You must be a pro.

gringleflap · Post by **gringleflap** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:16 am

This whole debate is pointless until we can get some input from the real pro, EvilEvilEvil.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:26 am

I heard pro's can't be gay. Unless they're pro gay. In which case they technically are pro. Not to mention, gay.

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:31 am

sporkles wrote:
hambone1 wrote:
timothyallan wrote: Wow. If there ever was a picture that was MADE for photoshopping shennanigans, that would be it.

'MY PENIS IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFADER!!!!"
Or in my boyfriend's braces...
Wow - a gay joke. How creative. You must be a pro.

Some folks get SO defensive and assume that their perspective is the only perspective. Not meant to be a gay joke at all.

Woulda been "my girlfriend's braces" for a hetero...

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:52 pm

i can think of a few people who made a little money trashin fags. so this must be a pro thing to do. i hate queers, and it's definetaly his BOYFRIENDS braces. why do y'all hate that dude so? i have not even listened to his music, knowingly, i just don't like the way he looks

when hawking the uad expander, liquidmix, duende, logic, and live. that dude would sell his daughter to a chinese whorehouse!

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:10 pm

dcease wrote: i hate queers

Hmmm, not too keen on statements like that around here. Takes the humor out of this thread pretty fast.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:16 pm

sorry, it was a joke. but i find everything funny. i'll try and remember

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:23 pm

ALERT, ALERT!!! SPECIAL PRO SECRET!1

Make sure all of your compressors are mounted VERTICALLY in your rack, NOT horizontally. They will then travel MORE parallel to New York, but avoid Philadelphia at the same time.

BT and God both use this tekneek. I read it in an AOL chatroom.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:31 pm

how do i do this with software, like the ua 1176? i wanna try!

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:41 pm

That is exactly what I'm talking about!! Software!! Mount it vertically!!!

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:46 pm

ohhhh... i see!

if a pro leaves la, on a plane traveling at 435mph, at 7:35, and a pro leaves philly, on a train on parallel tracks at 9:32, both heading to new york, who will be more pro?

monoschall · Post by **monoschall** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:30 pm

Olga wrote:Undoubtedly many top programmers on Earth use Ableton Live for "pro" music. There are many musical "pros" among this group as seen on the Ableton wiki.

Avi Bortnick
Luke Busby
Armin van Buuren
Captain Funk
Chicks on Speed
Sheila Chipperfield
Chris & Cosey
Coil (band)
Coldcut
The Crystal Method
Daft Punk
Rob Diament
Die Sektor
Dirty Vegas
Dust Brothers
Thomas Fehlmann
Adam Freeland
Front 242
Funkstörung
Richie Hawtin
Kieran Hebden
Liam Howlett
Jackal & Hyde
Junkie XL
Kid Beyond
Little Nobody
Meat Beat Manifesto
Mogwai (band)
Monolake
Nine Inch Nails
Roger O'Donnell
Omid 16B
William Orbit
Rennie Pilgrem
Posthuman (band)
Vernon Reid
Richard Devine
Sasha (DJ)
Son Kite
Soulwax
Sound Tribe Sector 9
Steve Stoll
Telefon Tel Aviv
Temposhark
Throbbing Gristle
Ticon
Tonearm (musician)
Toshiyuki Yasuda
Devin Townsend
BT (musician)
Underworld (band)
Paul van Dyk
Vitalic
Christopher Willits
James Zabiela
Zero 7

you forgot to mention me!

rydan · Post by **rydan** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:38 pm

This thread is the best thing in quite a while! =)

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:40 am

rydan wrote:This thread is the best thing in quite a while! =)

Thus proving its professionalism. Also, the fact that I am participating in the thread proves the following:
1: The professionalism of Daft Punk
2: The professionalism of the Abelton
2: The professionalism of this thread (by association to me)
3: The professionalism of me (by my very association to this thread)
4: The legacy of EvilEvilEvil

- oh, and the dj was just happy because he found his Ketamines.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:49 am