What's worse:Marmite in the Butter, or Butter in the Marmite

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:11 pm

While I wait for my Bagel to toast...

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:13 pm

butter in marmite.

I fuckin *hate* seeing butter where it shouldn't be.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:38 pm

seeing marmite at all!

get that aussie shit.

vegemite till i die!

.lm.

Winston · Post by **Winston** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:47 pm

definitely marmite in the butter is worse. There are a lot of things i like to put butter on that I don't want marmite on.

But I always want butter with my marmite (or vegemite).

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:01 pm

god, it's so hard to get vegemite here in the states. have to order online basically.

marmite is pretty easy to find, but i don't really like it as much.

i'm straight addicted to vegemite and butter on toast.

.lm.

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:08 pm

Just don't eat marmite, vile salty processed dead animal abomination

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:09 pm

noisetonepause wrote:Just don't eat marmite, vile salty processed dead animal abomination

lmfao

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:55 pm

Here's an update - as I started this thread, my bagel burned in the toaster. Last one, too.

I still ate it.

noisetonepause wrote:
Just don't eat marmite, vile salty processed dead animal abomination

Marmite is vegetarian. No animal init whatsoever...

Now - if you have anything against Yeast, THAT'S when you wanna vent on Marmite.

siliconarc · Post by **siliconarc** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:15 pm

vegemite is like marmite mixed with lard. weak.

FTW:

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:01 pm

Patch wrote:
noisetonepause wrote:
Just don't eat marmite, vile salty processed dead animal abomination
Marmite is vegetarian. No animal init whatsoever...

Is it? Oh. It's still vile. What's that other stuff liek that's made from dead cows that the English use to ruin their bread? That horrible salty black sticky stuff.

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:11 pm

Patch wrote:Here's an update - as I started this thread, my bagel burned in the toaster. Last one, too.

I still ate it.

noisetonepause wrote:
Just don't eat marmite, vile salty processed dead animal abomination
Marmite is vegetarian. No animal init whatsoever...

Now - if you have anything against Yeast, THAT'S when you wanna vent on Marmite.

Well, to be fair, yeast is a form of fungi, so it ranks just below the animal kingdom. But it always repulsed me in the same way rotting meat did, so nerrr.

mook@skewer · Post by **mook@skewer** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:51 pm

Bovril ... that's the BSE version!

siliconarc · Post by **siliconarc** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:03 am

mook@skewer wrote:Bovril ... that's the BSE version!

it was. until some spoilsport ruined it.
ahhh i remember those days fondly. nowt better for a winter cold than a steaming mug of cow entrail juices. now? no cow, no POW

Hedroom · Post by **Hedroom** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:18 am

Ok

I can't resist telling this story right here. I apologise in advance...

When I was at university the following story appeared in our student magazine. It is allegedly true. Who knows if it really is... but I like to imagine that it is (makes life more amusing).

Once upon a time 4 very drunk housemate students get back to their student flat after a night out. The decide to embark on a game of "hide the poo" before bed.

I don't think I need to explain the rules... So, they each hide their respective poos and then once they are all well hidden they begin the fun part - finding them again.

They find 3 of them but can't find the 4th. The creator of said poo is so drunk he can't remember either (or perhaps he's just passed out somewhere).

Never mind they think eventually (never mind!!!?!?! It's a fucking poo! - oh, well, drunk logic I guess!?) and go to bed.

Since alcohol is very merciful, unpleasant memories were spared and none of the students remembered the last night's filthy game.

So... life goes on as normal. Getting up in the morning, showering, teeth-cleaning, finding a bit of marmite in the butter and not worrying about it (students aren't as fussy as you guys I guess). But the marmite in butter problem kept getting worse and worse until it finally had to be addressed......

....

...

oh no!

It turns out the 4th clever undergraduate had hidden his poo very carefully indeed. He'd painstakingly removed the entire block of butter from the pot, laid the poo on the bottom of the tub and then replaced the butter before returning it to the fridge.

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:29 am

Marmite is fantastic, and very useful for vegetarians as it contains lots of B-complex vitamins which are not so easy to find elsewhere (except meat) - hey noisetonepause you should get some!

I heard of someone who fell out with their flatmate and decided to quit the flat. She did a shit on a plate and left it in the fridge for the flatmate to find at breakfast time after she had gone.