new jersey. greatest place on earth.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:04 pm

ok, take a look at this disaster:

http://www.blisslounge.net/

i need to get booked there.

best part ---> go to the gallery and check the photos from 9-22-07

wow. you rarely get to observe those in their natural habitat without getting beat the fuck up, or at least called "faggot" a few times.

.lm.

forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:08 pm

awesome

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:14 pm

from their myspace page:

fuck!!!!!

from the about page:

"Are we in Miami? Are we in New York? Or is this Vegas? Have I been rufied?"

.lm.

Sales Dude McBoob · Post by **Sales Dude McBoob** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:51 pm

Ahhhh yes. This is a phenomenon in The Jerze known as the Orange People!

smartass303 · Post by **smartass303** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:00 pm

I knew NY is awkward...
But, WHAT IS THIS?!?

Orange People, lmfao!

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:13 pm

That's why Sunny D got banned.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:10 pm

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:Ahhhh yes. This is a phenomenon in The Jerze known as the Orange People!

well, in all fairness, the guys in the first bliss pic don't seem to have the spray on tan happening, but they are pretty great meatheads. I wish i could figure out how to link to the picture but their website is all flash stupidity so i can't. But you all really need to look at it. It's amazing. go. now. look.

.lm.

EgAD · Post by **EgAD** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:25 pm

laymens terms gents, wtf does it mean, just looks like a club

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:45 pm

EgAD wrote:laymens terms gents, wtf does it mean, just looks like a club

did you do this, though? that's the kicker:

best part ---> go to the gallery and check the photos from 9-22-07

laird · Post by **laird** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:01 pm

and to think, those fotos all represent pre-mating rituals.
There are some equally cylindrical females in that batch of fotos.
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:10 pm

I actually flinched and jumped back a little when the first 9-22-07 photo came up.

icedsushi · Post by **icedsushi** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:26 pm

sparklepuff wrote:I actually flinched and jumped back a little when the first 9-22-07 photo came up.

Because you were SO attracted to the curvy one sporting the silk? Love at first sight?

laird · Post by **laird** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:39 pm

"how did they include a mirror in their website, and when did my buddies enter the room?"

Moody · Post by **Moody** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:16 pm

This crap is all over the States. Some how the electronic scene turned into a shiney shirt meat head fest.

Tohtruck · Post by **Tohtruck** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:59 pm

As to the first two photos on the Bliss website: I didn't realize you could be fat and on steroids at the same time!

I'm not one to talk but I must say some of the chicks on the website are pretty rough looking as well.

In all fairness, I've actually met some cool people from Jersey. Literally like laidback characters from a Kevin Smith movie folk. So let's not lose complete hope in that state.

But yes, Jersey and Staten Island seem to have this blowout leather epidermus thing going on.

Lessons to be learned:
Your skin is not cured meat so there's no point in unnaturally smoking it like it was beef jerky.

Only take steroids if you are an athlete in desperation.