my rant about timbaland

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Tone Deft
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Post by Tone Deft » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:14 am

dcease wrote:aww, shit morerecords, i knew you wouldn't let b0unce bounce you out! he just comes with the territory. like me and my endless babbles, and



Sir Tone Deft
your wife still can't shave her cooch, sorry 'bout that, di-cease.


oh and the title track to Master Of Puppets kicks Battery's ass. fuck, I need louder monitors. :evil:
and a volcano.
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Post by dcease » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:19 am

Tone Deft wrote:your wife still can't shave her cooch, sorry 'bout that, di-cease.
i knew we shouldn't have done wife swap...

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Post by Machinesworking » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:40 am

Tone Deft wrote:
b0unce wrote:lol


you think I'm a whiner ?

you should check out nin.com, trent will blog you a tsunami of crocodile tears. maybe if you suck his cock he'll let you count some of his money.
yeah, I'm MUCH whinier than b0unce.

holy shit.
I think everybody forgets that at one point Timbaland was a little interesting. He's a POS now, especially for being a cheap bastard, but he had an interesting sound 6 years ago or so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrtDcmFiniw&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVMDyJrAyZE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS8s0Af4x3w


Less is more in rap, minimal to me personally is always impressive if it works.

but yeah he sucks now, just like how Metallica started off good and got bad quick..... blah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBRpW5sEvJk

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Post by Machinesworking » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:45 am

Tone Deft wrote:pretty sad to see them with their feelings and appointments to meet their f-ing kids and shrinks.

early Metallica is still some of the best metal EVER. when I first heard 'Turn The Page' I had to pull the car over and vomit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99ybtk4QNs <--- Battery, I can directly link hearing loss to this song. love the dynamics, the tension, melodies, fucking RAWK!
Obvious in every way that Cliff Burton was the only good thing about Mettalica. He dies, and the band turns to shit, end of story.

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Post by b0unce » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:55 am

catchy tune, I like it......wtf is david bowie doing on a commercial ?...christ he must be loaded
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Post by Machinesworking » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:10 am

b0unce wrote:
catchy tune, I like it......wtf is david bowie doing on a commercial ?...christ he must be loaded
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1401654ffEKBZgh

I was looking for a one he did after Space Oddity became a hit, he's been a whore for quite some time.
Funny how his best stuff came out when he was coked out of his brain, (Low, Heroes, Lodger) exact opposite of most artists IMO.

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Post by Tone Deft » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:15 am

Machinesworking wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:
b0unce wrote:lol


you think I'm a whiner ?

you should check out nin.com, trent will blog you a tsunami of crocodile tears. maybe if you suck his cock he'll let you count some of his money.
yeah, I'm MUCH whinier than b0unce.

holy shit.
I think everybody forgets that at one point Timbaland was a little interesting. He's a POS now, especially for being a cheap bastard, but he had an interesting sound 6 years ago or so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrtDcmFiniw&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVMDyJrAyZE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS8s0Af4x3w


Less is more in rap, minimal to me personally is always impressive if it works.

but yeah he sucks now, just like how Metallica started off good and got bad quick..... blah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBRpW5sEvJk

seriously, if you'd label your 'tubes I wouldn't have to sit through the sarcasm. boooooorinnnng beats. I want my 5 minutes back please.
In my life
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Post by Tone Deft » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:22 am

Machinesworking wrote:
b0unce wrote:
catchy tune, I like it......wtf is david bowie doing on a commercial ?...christ he must be loaded
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1401654ffEKBZgh

I was looking for a one he did after Space Oddity became a hit, he's been a whore for quite some time.
Funny how his best stuff came out when he was coked out of his brain, (Low, Heroes, Lodger) exact opposite of most artists IMO.
excerpt from one of the bests DVDs EVER! Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, his last concert as 'the man who fell from the sky'. Mick Ronson is a fucking STUD on guitar. and I mean that in a very straight way.

from the same DVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmN4mCFSp0 <---- David Bowie - Moonage daydream
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Post by Machinesworking » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:41 am

Tone Deft wrote: seriously, if you'd label your 'tubes I wouldn't have to sit through the sarcasm. boooooorinnnng beats. I want my 5 minutes back please.
Nope, sorry man, but if you don't get it, well too bad. His early stuff was interesting the way of Eric B and Rahkim etc.
Your only recourse is to throw back rap music you like, personally I like Missy Elliot, and think Timbaland complimented her thing perfectly, if you don't like any rap, then what are you doing?
the Neptunes are better though. Can't beat
Milkshake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII

or When the Last Time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfnFJrlhPY

Nothin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2jVWoICJWE

Underground wise (not the Neptunes Kool Keith etc.)
Aliens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swN2OB76f3s

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Post by b0unce » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:50 am

favourite neptunes track has gotta be n.e.r.d - lapdance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c10FuQqw ... re=related
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Post by Tone Deft » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:16 am

so this is a worldwide forum with like DJs and shit, I love hip hop, don't know it like some fools up in here. I also don't like a lot of new rap.

Machinesworking wrote:His early stuff was interesting the way of Eric B and Rahkim etc.
Eric B and Rahkim were sample based, Timbaland is the phat synth.


Your only recourse is to throw back rap music you like, personally I like Missy Elliot, and think Timbaland complimented her thing perfectly, if you don't like any rap, then what are you doing?
I like Missy, some of her shit's great, not whole albums.

The Pack - Vans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGO5f8gdWQ
love this tune thanks for Pandora, turns out to be a 1 hit screwed up crew from San Francisco.

Neptunes, Pharrell does some good shit.

Dr. Octagon/Kool Keith, all that, dig it. Aliens was the first video I tried in Live, downloaded it from KK's site. 8) that's mostly Dan The Automator, great beats, check Handsome Boy Modeling School's first album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JtfPJIpMP0 <--- Holy Calamity

Dj Premier with Guru/Jazzmatazz, all that shit

DJ Cam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyKnljfwQp8 <-- Gangsta Shit

Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique (Dust Brothers)


I dunno, shit like that. I wrote some shit and closed the browser and rewrote. time for some Live shit though. interesting beats...
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Post by popslut » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:57 am

I just blew cornflakes out of my nose.

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Post by jlgrimes » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:35 pm

C'mon this is the guy who made the dotted 32nd note drum patterns cool.

Funny thing I remember back in 96 when I was starting out making beats I accidentally programmed a dotted 32nd note pattern in my music making program of the time, Trax and realized how horrible it sound until about several months later I heard Aalyahh "One In a Million" and I felt a little insecure because everybody was diggin it at the time.

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Post by dcease » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:35 pm

i was thinking about the metallica thing... the documentary is sad, at best, for a fan of metallica. great for people who don't give a shit about those people, but the people who rocked metallica way back in the day, when they were ROCK, would have to be let down by the transformation of their band, from metal to corperate rock. i guess some fans could have aged with the band, but fuck... i listen to and make far raunchier music then i did 10 years ago. i guess it did start with burton's death, wasn't one their first single/proper video? album was alright, i guess, but shortly there after sandman dropped, and the new metallica surfaced.

now they are mega stars, who complain about napster. b0unce is right, fuckin queefs. they sold 100 million albums, why the fuck are they worried about a couple million downloads, probably by people who had already paid for the music at one point anyway... they sell out stadiums, raking in tens of millions a year through touring. this is where they SHOULD be worried about making money, not studio performances. they are a rock band, and any decent rock band should strive for an awesome live set. what a let down, fuckin pussies. thanks for the laughs, you worthless leeches.

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Post by Machinesworking » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:58 pm

dcease wrote:i was thinking about the metallica thing... the documentary is sad, at best, for a fan of metallica. great for people who don't give a shit about those people, but the people who rocked metallica way back in the day, when they were ROCK, would have to be let down by the transformation of their band, from metal to corperate rock. i guess some fans could have aged with the band, but fuck... i listen to and make far raunchier music then i did 10 years ago. i guess it did start with burton's death, wasn't one their first single/proper video? album was alright, i guess, but shortly there after sandman dropped, and the new metallica surfaced.

now they are mega stars, who complain about napster. b0unce is right, fuckin queefs. they sold 100 million albums, why the fuck are they worried about a couple million downloads, probably by people who had already paid for the music at one point anyway... they sell out stadiums, raking in tens of millions a year through touring. this is where they SHOULD be worried about making money, not studio performances. they are a rock band, and any decent rock band should strive for an awesome live set. what a let down, fuckin pussies. thanks for the laughs, you worthless leeches.
Simple answer IMO is Lars is an obvious coke causality, and actually doesn't have any money left...... Cliff definitely must have been the one who kept them from making blatant mistakes, and a good portion of And Justice For All was written with Cliff alive and kicking.
Never saw the movie, but i might just for sadistic laughs......

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