new jersey. greatest place on earth.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:54 am

oh, i'm a big supporter of Jersey. I'm gonna rep dirty jerz till i fuckin die!

it's not all strip malls and horrible guido clubs with gaping lip urinals, there's a lot of beautiful country and rich culture here as well.

.lm.

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:44 am

Meat heads really need to start being banned from clubs. All they do is fuck up a good time. Every time im just chilling and feeling the groove I have one of these meat bitches try to to do there battle mating ritual cum dance on me. Im just like

Dam i ma really feeling that everybody dance now mix on there.

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:53 am

Looks like the pollution is really working its way into the gene pool round thar.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:21 am

fuck all those pudsuckers. ooooh, they're so cool looking! i want to go to that club. then i will know social acceptence, instead of seeking it in an imaginary world...

and it ain't just jersey... that lame ass shit is all over austin, but the clubs are all hole in the walls. same people tho...

we are soooo important, with our $12.00 heinicans. we're in the mob. we're fat. we're easy. we're too good for you. we're only in to rich ugly guys...

i think i could take at least two of the smalldick, smallbrain bozos, anyone got my back? fuck that, pass the gat. i done seen the price of those drinks, i done seen the price of those rings. i aint even fuckin with the register, i'm fuckin with purses and wallets and chains and shit, get you on the dancefloor while my homie works you drunk ass friends bitch. them dudes is so drunk, they easy to punk, hey, great party dude! what kinda car you drive? i wait outside, with a brick and hit that prick, that chick like that shit when we hop in his whip, she say she now how to drive stick, two at the same time, we get to her house, she's yours, then mine, we switch every time, one starts, the other finish's robbin her blind...

lybation4u · Post by **lybation4u** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:31 am

one of those guys in the first picture stole my lunch money 7 years ago

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:36 am

http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... ew-jersey/

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/n ... hows/1958/

I'm forming a very warped view of Jersey

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:16 am

forge wrote:http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... ew-jersey/

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/n ... hows/1958/

I'm forming a very warped view of Jersey

i want to get hardware! but the link doesn't work...

god if this is the world's view of america, then the elections don't matter... soon we'll close off the borders, and export chocolate with the help of our oompa loompas

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:22 am

those guys with the orange skin would want to be getting laid 24/7 to justify the madness

j2j · Post by **j2j** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:54 am

the problem is that psy trance sucks balls right now....

N e Wayz. gimme a skinny meth head on decks rather then the football jock.

arrg..

all those girls r 2 easy, and all those guys r 2 in 2 dick...

Thats why, LIVE is going to save the world of electronica

just start sequencing music on the fly. make it all up as you go along. and who cares what you play, as long as its not

Lowest common denominator patheti-trance

djgroovy · Post by **djgroovy** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:48 pm

laird wrote:There are some equally cylindrical females in that batch of fotos.

That would be a perfect caption for that gallery, lmao.

Michael Hatsis · Post by **Michael Hatsis** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:58 pm

forge wrote:http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... ew-jersey/

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/n ... hows/1958/

I'm forming a very warped view of Jersey

Dood.. Thats Effin hilarious.!!! I just pissed meself!

musicmachine · Post by **musicmachine** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:39 pm

dcease wrote:
forge wrote:http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... ew-jersey/

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/n ... hows/1958/

I'm forming a very warped view of Jersey
i want to get hardware! but the link doesn't work...

god if this is the world's view of america, then the elections don't matter... soon we'll close off the borders, and export chocolate with the help of our oompa loompas

They have most definitely been tangoed

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:45 pm

at least they have good taste in women...

Maninkari · Post by **Maninkari** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:35 pm

Tohtruck wrote:As to the first two photos on the Bliss website: I didn't realize you could be fat and on steroids at the same time!

I thought the exact same thing.

while we are at it, I hope you all already know THIS ONE: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

check out the hall of scrote on the left side of the page

forge · Post by **forge** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:35 am

apparently there has been a mistake!

http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... pparently/