OT - Help TheFool with the ladies

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:00 am

This thread has gotten me so fired up that I'm going to hit the dance floor tonight!

I still need to craft a cute witty response to "I have a boyfriend". So far tossing my drink in her face while saying "you fucking cock tease" and then running out the door with my arms flailing like a pansy hasn't really opened new doors of opportunity.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:04 am

beats me wrote:I still need to craft a cute witty response to "I have a boyfriend".

back in the day I'd say "I have a girlfriend" to which girls would reply "that's OK, I have a boyfriend."

kthxbye asshole, and men get the bad rap for cheating?!?!

still, it's a line. or just say, "that's cool, I just want to dance, it's not a marriage proposal." (line from Pulp Fiction.)

vinkalmann · Post by **vinkalmann** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:28 am

doc holiday wrote:^^^ exactly

you don't even need to look at 'em or try to dance with them

just dance

and the hotties will come knockin'

Yep, you really don't have to do anything. Do your own thing and they come over themselves. WAY more efficient than going up to random women.

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:08 am

beats me wrote:This thread has gotten me so fired up that I'm going to hit the dance floor tonight!

I still need to craft a cute witty response to "I have a boyfriend". So far tossing my drink in her face while saying "you fucking cock tease" and then running out the door with my arms flailing like a pansy hasn't really opened new doors of opportunity.

Yeh, two potential responses here.
1) Thats ok, I have 4 wives (wink)
2) Really? When you go home tonight, is he going to slowly unbutton your blouse/pants/whatever, lightly kiss your neck, then, when your knees are shaking and your whole body quivers... etc.

Either show her you aren't concerned by the fact she has some chump she lets fuck her, or spin her mind out with non-offensive erotica. If I can get some honest women in here to confirm this plz

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:50 pm

a bump, for my friend thepoo

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:56 pm

other than to fuck with fool...

Two things. Either be...

1) endearingly goofy

or

2) a charming asshole

That kind of dorky enthusiasm is refreshing in a room filled with meatheads wearing ugly Ray-Bans and $300 jeans.

Well i am absolutely number 1, but i do wear 300$ pants too. I guess its a bit in between. But in way of behaving, absolutely number 1. Unless i get drunk. Then i'm an uncharming asshole

1. Nice haircut.

2. Clean shave. Clean clothes...and hopefully your ass bathed.

3. Diddy's "Unforgivable" cologne, or Usher's cologne....or Paris Hilton For Men. Think I'm joking? I guess you haven't met women who prefer their men to smell like a fucking God.

4. Eye Contact...NEVER EVER let your eyes wander while you're speaking.

5. Confidence...but not being a Deushbag. Let it be known that you're giving HER the opportunity to be YOUR NEWEST BEST FRIEND. Smile when you mention this to her...yes you have to say it. Comedy is king when you're an attractive prince.

And 6. Make physical contact in the first 30 seconds of speaking to her. If she refuses to shake your hand while introducing yourself...or if her handshake seems weak as all fuck....she doesn't want anything to do with you. I always used to ask some ol bullshit like, "Is that your hair that smells so good?" If she says "I guess"...ask if she would mind if you got a little closer to catch a whiff. If she allows you to...

Lets see. Nice haircut, that reminds me i gotta get a haircut soon!
Cologne - i'd say my favorite brands are Dior and armani. But sadly too many wears the armani's so i usually go with christian dior or eventually a chanel. I've actually received comments that i allways smell so good

Confidence. thats probably the snap...

He's also tall. And European. And rich.

i'm all of those but tall. ( 1.73 mtrs. nothing to do about it. Not very very low though, kinda medium-low i'd suppose. Not a big problem, except that some girls like tall men!)

About the confidence let me tell you what i really think is the problem. There was this girl i liked without saying anything or so, just acting sweet of course. A friend of mine then said she said she likes me, and i just said i didn't like her (while i did.). Thats probably the biggest mistake i've ever done

too late now.

I suppose when it gets to that point it scares the fuck out of me.
I'll try to see if i can pull me together in wiping the dance floor one day though

a bump, for my friend thepoo

oh to tell about the build, i've been weight lifting for some time and probably take around 90 kg's in bench etcettera. I'm not excactly thin but not overweight, eh a bit cuddly i'd say but still with rather marked arms and such

I think i'll drop 2-3 kg's and its just about perfect

attackmode · Post by **attackmode** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:04 pm

thefool wrote:any special tricks for asian girls?

Approach them from behind.
Quickly lift their skirt, then turn and run away.

This seems more like an tradition courtship ritual but a lot Asian guys do it so I guess it kind of works.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:09 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
still, it's a line. or just say, "that's cool, I just want to dance, it's not a marriage proposal." (line from Pulp Fiction.)

Oh yeah, what scene?

- lets not forget I am the king of random quotes (even though my grip on the forum is slipping in that department as of late)

girls are dumb, women are the best!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:34 pm

djadonis206 wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:
still, it's a line. or just say, "that's cool, I just want to dance, it's not a marriage proposal." (line from Pulp Fiction.)

Oh yeah, what scene?

- lets not forget I am the king of random quotes (even though my grip on the forum is slipping in that department as of late)

girls are dumb, women are the best!

when Vincent and Mia are at Jack Rabbit Slim's and Mia demands that they dance, Vincent says no, Mia drops that line.

I'll give you they hyphy rap quotes but will take you in the movie quotes. careful though, they're easy to google and answer.

Dj Dreem · Post by **Dj Dreem** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:35 pm

Tone Deft wrote:OK you DJs, musicians, promoters, dealers, cheeseball club predators, share your pickup lines and tips to help the virgin out.

best one I heard lately was from Beats Me-
approach the woman, ask her if you can buy her a drink, she says she already has one, you reply "can I reimburse you for that one? can you break a 20?" she either laughs or isn't worth your time.

another tip from Beats Me - learn you use your fucking iPhone when trying to catch digits.

and remember, it's eye contact, not eye-boobie contact, they notice that shit.

Chessy lines dont work-Confidence will get you farther! Its all about how you project yourself that will get you noticed.Body posture,eye contact etc.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:48 pm

attackmode wrote:
thefool wrote:any special tricks for asian girls?
Approach them from behind.
Quickly lift their skirt, then turn and run away.

Added to the list of things to try. Do you want me to record it on the phone when doing it?

COSM · Post by **COSM** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:06 pm

Get dreadlocks.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:06 pm

COSM wrote:Get dreadlocks.

leonardrock · Post by **leonardrock** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:42 pm

You MOUNT the woman!

rasputin · Post by **rasputin** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:45 pm

and remember, it's eye contact, not eye-boobie contact, they notice that shit.

[HOMER staring at woman's breasts]

Woman: Mr. Simpson, my face is up here.

Homer (continuing to stare at her chest): I've made my choice.

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