ot: Wich dog tastes better?

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:00 pm

So i've been wondering for a time how do you pick out a dog to eat?

I mean the chinese people do it all the time, why can't I? Is it just as
simple as going to the pet store, find a cute labrador, buy it and cook it at home?

Also what kind of vegetables fits labradour?

I'm also interested in tasting golden retreivers, i like them.

I am also wondering of cooking times, or if i should start up the grill. Hair removal i suppose can be done by using a torch and something like a potato cutter to remove the skin (or perhaps a knife if its too thick)

thanks

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:02 pm

umm, mad props to you too?

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:11 pm

thank you.

do chiwawas taste good roasted? I think i might manage to get one to fit in the friture

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:29 pm

fat lazy dog aren't as tough as fit active dogs.

those labs and goldens are far tougher then some lazy mutt

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:31 pm

doc holiday wrote:fat lazy dog aren't as tough as fit active dogs.

those labs and goldens are far tougher then some lazy mutt

thanks!
I'll try to find some chubby dog. Not sure if i can find it in the pet store, but perhaps i could nap one in the parks around here i suppose

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:37 pm

You can always try the pound, but they get suspicious when you keep adopting dogs. Be sure you change your name. Also you can try different pounds around your city.

Sometimes you can find a nice fat cat as well.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:39 pm

Cats taste like s*** believe me. The only reason i would get a cat for dinner was to let it help catching the dogs

i'll never try to eat a cat again.

Of course i like cats and dogs as pets too!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:41 pm

Back in the 50's my grandfather would tell the kids in the neighborhood to bring him a dog to bbq. They would spend the day blanketing the neighborhood looking for dogs but when they came back he would always tell them it was too big, too small, too fat, etc. I just think it's funny how a fun natured prank back then would today cause a national news story and prison sentence.

Did you know that currently 1 out of 100 Americans are in prison? Not a good time to be a prankster.

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:45 pm

Why don't you just eat CHILDREN why you are at it?!?!?

You sick f*#%!

Just kidding, dachshunds and chihuahuas are good cause you can run a spit through them in a conventional over.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:56 pm

pulsoc wrote:Why don't you just eat CHILDREN why you are at it?!?!?

You sick f*#%!

Just kidding, dachshunds and chihuahuas are good cause you can run a spit through them in a conventional over.

I thought you meant it :d
Nothing sick about eating dogs

Thanks for the suggestions. I'm writing a little paper here with
pictures of the right types of dogs to find then i'll take it with me
for a walk, maybe i'll be lucky and spot one.

Did you know that currently 1 out of 100 Americans are in prison? Not a good time to be a prankster.

Who's making a prank?

john gordon · Post by **john gordon** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:59 pm

hotdogs are ok.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:03 pm

thefool wrote:
Did you know that currently 1 out of 100 Americans are in prison? Not a good time to be a prankster.
Who's making a prank?

I was saying in general for anybody, but if you want to go to prison in the quest to see which dog tastes best then I support that...and will also be the first person to laugh.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:08 pm

john gordon wrote:hotdogs are ok.

You know, i come from denmark. we know what hotdogs is. Then in Egypt my little brother ordered at hotdog (i was having some falafel or something) and got something like a pita bread with sausages in it

I was saying in general for anybody, but if you want to go to prison in the quest to see which dog tastes best then I support that...and will also be the first person to laugh.

ghast · Post by **ghast** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:18 pm

On a serious note, Poodles taste terrible, no matter how you prepare them. What you want is a nice, JRT, or a miniature greyhound. Chows aren't bad, either, if you can use a smoker.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:26 pm

ghast wrote:On a serious note, Poodles taste terrible, no matter how you prepare them. What you want is a nice, JRT, or a miniature greyhound. Chows aren't bad, either, if you can use a smoker.

Sorry no smoker yet, i'll consider getting one though.

No poodles for me then, i also wonder how much meat they really got on them. Most of them looks really thin beneath the hair.

I think it would be easy to get a jack russel though!