ot: Wich dog tastes better?

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:03 pm

What if you eat a snake that's eaten a dog?

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:04 pm

Thats a damn good idea! Get the best of everything.

I suppose i would just catch the dog, feed it to my snake and start cooking

Atomikat · Post by **Atomikat** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:42 am

Don't try a Pitbull...he will eat you...

beale · Post by **beale** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:14 am

Get a hairless dog. They're ready to boil!

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:25 am

pure

bred

lovliness.

mmm.

The table presentation is magnificent. The hair gets re-teased into troll doll keepsakes and straws are drawn for the penis. Warning, It's considered a faux pas not to share it. Oddly enough the testicles are saved merely for garnish and a doggie bag is considered a tired irony, so it is not rude to leave afghan on one's plate. You'll thank me later.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:12 am

what a lovely day

just woke up, and when i get here there are even more dogs on the menu, with pics and everything!

And with a presentation a Chef worthy, kranky!

The hairless dog might be fine for an insta-meal, but i don't mind spending a little time cooking to make it better

udp · Post by **udp** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:29 pm

duuuude. You gotta put that dog in a turkey fryer!!!! Can I have the coat though, I wanna make some slippers.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:36 pm

no trouble

pepezabala · Post by **pepezabala** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:46 pm

beats me wrote: Did you know that currently 1 out of 100 Americans are in prison? Not a good time to be a prankster.

Somewhere I read that in the US the prisons are run by private companies.

Decalc · Post by **Decalc** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:39 pm

LOL.. Eat a dog? Are you serious? I would only do it if it was a life or death situation. Also i would prefer eat a cow

It's like you going hunting and don't get anything and eat your dogs.. lol

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:50 pm

Decalc wrote:LOL.. Eat a dog? Are you serious? I would only do it if it was a life or death situation. Also i would prefer eat a cow
It's like you going hunting and don't get anything and eat your dogs.. lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

Although consumption of dog meat is not part of mainstream Canadian culture, it is practised by some cultural minorities. In 2003 , health inspectors discovered four frozen canine carcasses in the freezer of a Chinese restaurant in Edmonton

hehe

Arh yes i like cows too. Nothing better than a good beef

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:58 pm

pepezabala wrote:
Somewhere I read that in the US the prisons are run by private companies.

They are. I had an opportunity to invest in one. The idea didn't sit so well with me. I passed.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:59 pm

Back on topic. This one is ready to cook YOU.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:01 pm

Delicious

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:02 pm

These come pre-filled with cheez. Even better, they stuff themselves with it. Best microwaved.